Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 8: Quiz 1, Period 1, 02.02.06

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[OOC: Quiz! For those not in the know, Tick's quizzes deal in general knowledge, hypothetical situations, and metaphor. Big shock, isn't it? Have fun. Please get them done by Saturday, but I'll accept any turned in before next Tuesday. All good? Good. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was standing by his desk when the class walked in. Lockheed was back in his usual spot, holding a cup of soup and slurping loudly at random moments. He of course kept this up until the last person handed in their quiz.

"Welcome, class! Congratulations on surviving after Tuesday's class. Today you have your first quiz for Justice this semester! Hopefully Karma is smiling at us in earnest and you'll all do just fine on the quiz and return safely to class next Tuesday. Good luck!"

Tick then handed out the quizzes.

1. Bugs Bunny: What is his deal, in terms of Justice?

2. Imagine two puppies quarrelling. Would your usual methods of negotiation/force to stop the fight still be applied? How would things change?

3. Explain the difference between Vengence and Justice with a metaphor involving the common farm animal of your choice.

EC. Please write a brief descriptive paragraph using a comparison between Justice, squirrels and the color blue.

Comments

Re: Quizzery [02.02.06]

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1. I think Bugs doesn't have a deal with Justice, Justice has a deal with him. He's just trying to live his life and be the best human-like rabbit he can be, and circumstances keep getting in the way that mean he has to be crafty and clever to survive. And people keep putting huge meaning onto it when really he's just doing his thing and it's not part of destiny or fate or anything.

2. Things would change in that I'd be more likely to use a squirt bottle to get them to stop. Shaking a newspaper and saying "No!" in a loud and firm voice would also be more common. This differs from the normal methods in that my normal methods do not involve newspapers.

3. Justice is like a cow that stands solidly out in a field knowing that one day the milk of goodness and peace will come, whereas Vengence is the bull that gores you right in the back for one stupid mistake that any vampire body could have made and, okay, you get why you get gored in the back for doing what amounts to prodding the bull in a very personal area that the bull is fond of using, as for example, a taser, but why do all of your friends and loved ones have to suffer too? Especially since they were more into milk in the first place. As far as you know.

EC: Justice is like the blue sky that squirrels look up to so that they may be inspired to run free in nature and do squirrelly things involving fluffy tails and that cheet-cheet-cheet noise they make, and not take up arms against the birds of fury that steal their food and, if the birds are really confused, also make off with their women. Or men, if that's how they swing. I don't know. I never asked a squirrel.