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fandomhigh2006-01-31 09:38 am
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School Announcements, 1/31/06
The P.A. snap, crackles, and pops to life. Tommorow, it may be cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Or grrrrrrrreat!
"Now, while the Floyd might have sung 'we don't need no education', I'm gonna have to disagree with them today, because all of you definitely need some education, and I think there might be something inherently wrong with the grammar of that sentence or something. Any-hoos, this is Substitute Principal Finn, bringin' you the announcements of the day.
So last night I heard someone on the radio call me the 'faux' Principal. Now that just isn't on, kids. I am your friend, not your foe. Let's not be slanderin' poor me before I get a chance to prove myself, m'kay?
Oh, and apparently the snow monsters were real? Sorry about the doubting, kids. Young master Echolls totally straightened me out. So, apparently, like, we have aliens, a vampire, and a demon in the house today? That's cool, that's cool. Hey, Vampire dude! I totally bet you like Sylvia Plath, Eye Liner, and Switchblade Symphony. Maybe Alice Cooper, if you're really cool. And Demon-Guy. I totally have my eye on you. Logan warned me, that's right. I got my 'Power of Christ compels you's all saved up and ready to jazzercise you out if you cause any fuss, man.
As for the aliens? If you want to be taken to our leader... that'd be me, here. I can't exactly take you to see the Presimadent, but I think I can properly represent our planet to alien races and cultures. So, call me up, schedule an appointment, and I shall teach you our crazy and wild earth customs."
There is some muffled sounds of a scuffle.
"Excuse me, mister office worker, do not touch my microphone. I am the Principal here, and I will announce the... announcements how I like. I will not condone myself to being an agent of your censorship. You will not fool THIS child of the revolution!"
A quiet cough.
"Where was I? Oh, the aliens, right. So, yay aliens, hope you like the food. Hope you like the music too, and if you don't, then you've been listening to the wrong stuff.
Ummm, that's all I got, really. These announcements were brought to you by the letters A, C, D, and C. Do the social pages say you've got the biggest balls of all?"
"Now, while the Floyd might have sung 'we don't need no education', I'm gonna have to disagree with them today, because all of you definitely need some education, and I think there might be something inherently wrong with the grammar of that sentence or something. Any-hoos, this is Substitute Principal Finn, bringin' you the announcements of the day.
So last night I heard someone on the radio call me the 'faux' Principal. Now that just isn't on, kids. I am your friend, not your foe. Let's not be slanderin' poor me before I get a chance to prove myself, m'kay?
Oh, and apparently the snow monsters were real? Sorry about the doubting, kids. Young master Echolls totally straightened me out. So, apparently, like, we have aliens, a vampire, and a demon in the house today? That's cool, that's cool. Hey, Vampire dude! I totally bet you like Sylvia Plath, Eye Liner, and Switchblade Symphony. Maybe Alice Cooper, if you're really cool. And Demon-Guy. I totally have my eye on you. Logan warned me, that's right. I got my 'Power of Christ compels you's all saved up and ready to jazzercise you out if you cause any fuss, man.
As for the aliens? If you want to be taken to our leader... that'd be me, here. I can't exactly take you to see the Presimadent, but I think I can properly represent our planet to alien races and cultures. So, call me up, schedule an appointment, and I shall teach you our crazy and wild earth customs."
There is some muffled sounds of a scuffle.
"Excuse me, mister office worker, do not touch my microphone. I am the Principal here, and I will announce the... announcements how I like. I will not condone myself to being an agent of your censorship. You will not fool THIS child of the revolution!"
A quiet cough.
"Where was I? Oh, the aliens, right. So, yay aliens, hope you like the food. Hope you like the music too, and if you don't, then you've been listening to the wrong stuff.
Ummm, that's all I got, really. These announcements were brought to you by the letters A, C, D, and C. Do the social pages say you've got the biggest balls of all?"
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But Angel was enjoying flying under the radar of the current administration as much as possible, so kept all that to himself.