Lunch: 1/30/06

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The happy humming from the kitchen today might be interspersed with occasional worrisome chuckles. Today's menu is written in neat block letters:

- Fettucine Alfredo (with chicken and/or broccoli)

- Steamed Carrots

- Roast Beast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding

- Pad Thai

- Minestrone

Dessert:
- Lemon Sherbet

- Snow Cones

Comments

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Maybe we could throw him off by being really uptight and proper..." mused Pippi.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I suppose we could, but that is more like being on duty for me."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"It doesn't sound particularly fun as something to keep up in the long run..."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I think you should work with your strengths, Pippi. I am not sure properness is one of them."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor snorted a little and tried to not choke on his soda which was TOTALLY there. "I think i mgiht endup hurting Walter's feelings if I did that.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"It takes more than that to hurt my feelings." Just for that, he speared the last piece of broccoli on Victor's plate.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Aww..." Victor whined a little. He scowled at Walter. "Jerk." But there was a smile behind the scowl, and he spent a few good seconds plotting on how to get Walter back.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter grinned and jabbed one of the pieces of broccoli still on his own plate and held it out to Victor. "Would a jerk share his broccoli with you?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Maybe," he pouted again, but lanced out his tongue and took the broccoli anyway.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter rolled his eyes and dropped a couple more pieces of broccoli on Victor's plate. "You're going to require a lot of upkeep, aren't you?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"You say it like I'm Pup or something," Victor replied, graciously spearing the broccoli.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"You're warmer." Walter smirked and dropped his last broccoli spear on Victor's plate. "I think I'll keep you."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you'll keep me? What am I, your new pet?" He smirked as well.

[ooc: PE time. BBL.]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter opened his mouth to comment about keeping Victor on a leash, but decided that might be misconstrued by Victor or any listeners.

Instead he settled for, "I'm not sure. Do you think you can be trained?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor wasn't thinking the same thing as Walter. Nope, not at all.

He instead smirked and replied, "Maybe. Depends on the trainer."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"It would have to be someone patient. Probably someone fast, too, since you're a tricky sort. Can't have you getting away."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Good thing I'm house trained."

He was a little weirded out by the conversation, but more amused than anything.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"And ask Alfred for properness training? Though he might not approve of such an abuse of his teachings."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I am not asking Alfred for any more training than he is already giving."