Danger Shop!Caritas:

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After much hasseling from some guy with green skin, Mac opens the door to the Danger Shop and transforms it into a reasonable replica of the bar in town.

Lorne has smuggled in a bunch of alcohol onto the premises and has set up shop behind the bar.

Jake, Elwood and the rest of the band have set up their gear.

Mac hopes that his shop is still standing before the end of the weekend.

[ETA: Host is AFK until after 10:00 PM EST.]

[ETA2: The Host is in! Let's shake it!]

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"Tonks!" She turns, surprised. "When did you get here?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

Tonks assesses the bar for a moment, before shrugging. "Just a minute or so ago, really."

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"Have a drink?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"With you? Anytime."

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Inara indicates a seat and waits for Tonks to order her drink.

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

Tonks sits beside her, ordering a pint of whatever they have on tap.

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"So...Oreos, was it?" Inara asks when their drinks come.

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

Tonks nods with a completely false level of solemnity. "See, there was this mild crisis in which the only answer was Oreos and..." She's babbling nonsensically now, but it amuses her well enough. "The Oreos made me think of Tara 'cause I'm willing to bet money that she used to eat them peanut butter, and...you knew Tara, right?"

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"She taught up at the school last term. Liked herbal teas," Inara said, with a smile. "Was going out with the...uh...girl with the short hair and a boy's name...Shane."

Inara's not sure where the Oreos come into it. "And so you solved the crisis with the Oreos? Did it involve world hunger?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"No, the oreo crisis was not resolved." Tonks frowns for a moment, "Tara would've wanted to solve world hunger. But we wouldn't have ate her flesh, because that's cannibilism and it's frowned on in many societies. Especially ours. And we wouldn't have ate her in other ways, because she'd already got a great girl to do that for her."

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Inara manages not to spit her wine, but coughs a little before swallowing. "So she does," she wheezes, coughing and grinning. "So she does."

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"You all right?" Tonks asked innocently, before looking back to her pint. "Damn, where'd it go? It was a bloody pint." She quickly decides another is in order.

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"Fine." Inara drinks down the remainder of her glass to soothe her throat. It warms her stomach and she requests a scotch on the rocks from the bartender.

"You know," she muses out loud. "We're in the middle of an educational institution. Is it legal to be serving alcohol in here?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

Tonks might be a little tipsy. More so than usual, as this time there's actually alcohol consumed. "I dunno." She admitted, "Does Caritas even have a liquor license?"

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"Well, Fandom has police..." Inara pauses and looks at the helmeted and armoured troops. "Er... lawmen...persons. And lawpeople of all kinds are generally supposed to uphold the law. So, Caritas would probably have a liquor licence. I can't see it being exempt just because the proprietor is green."

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"But it's probably not easy for him to be green." Tonks pointed out, then raised her glass. "Shall we play a drinking game of some sort?"

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"Sure." Inara sips her brandy. "Suggestions for the forfeits?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"Loser or first person to give up has to sing a duet with a random person." Tonks challenged.

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"But I can't sing!" Inara says, suddenly panicked. She takes a deep breath and another sip. "This drinking game is where something happens and everyone has to take a drink?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"Nope! It's one where you say something stupid you did and take a drink." Tonks winked.

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"So whoever first runs out of stupid things they did wins?" Inara's not sure that she can remember too many stupid things she's done.

Well, maybe a few at the Training House.

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

Tonks can think of many, many stupid things she's done. "Something like that."

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Inara takes a sip of her brandy, since she figures that even contemplating this game is an act of idiocy. "So," she says, conversationally. "Who's going to start?"

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[luridpinkspikes.livejournal.com]

"I'll start!"

Tonks frowned for a moment, "Uh, I changed my hair while drunk and ended up with yellow feathers for hair for a week."

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[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

"Uh...I replaced the shampoo bottles in the older girls' showers with blonding solution but forgot to dispose of the original blonding solution bottle."

It was found in her belongings and, as punishment, Inara had spent the next three restdays helping older Companions-in-training re-dye their streaky locks.