Arthurian Traditions (01/26)

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

[[Sorry. Ran out of braaaaaaaaains. So you get the cheap-o lecture today.]]

Upon entering the class, students will notice that the sarcophagus is gone. The bottom drawer of his filing cabinet is also empty, but they wouldn't know that without snooping.

"Feasgar math, a chlas," Camulus begins. "I hope you have at least read Geoffrey of Monmouth for today's class, as I expect you to provide some sort of opinion on the reading. But first . . ."

Camulus delivers a lecture on 'The History of the Kings of Britain' as a bit of background for their studies.

"Your turn. Share."

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[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

Camulus smirks at him. "Mr. Kawalsky? Would you like to give your opinion of the text, or are you too busy staring at the corner?"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"I'm too busy staring at the corner."

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

"That's 'I'm too busy staring at the corner, sir'."

[[*is ded from laugh* *line provided by saner straight lover*]]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"You don't need to call me sir, but thanks for the show of respect."

[sensethevisions]

That gets Phoebe's undivided attention as she tries to puzzle this out.

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

"Was I being respectful? I still haven't quite gotten the hang of your Earth customs. I never imagined I'd have to."

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"What a shame, being stuck here with us. I'll bet that's a real blow to the old ego, Cammie. You should get a book about our customs so you can try to fit in more. You look like the lost member of the Village People."

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

The insult would probably have more effect if Camulus knew who the Village People were. He rose from his desk, his eyes flaring and his voice going even more Goa'uldy. If even possible.

"You are my student in my classroom. I would tell you to keep a civil tongue but such a concept is foreign to you and your lot. You will call me by my full name even if you refuse my title. And you will consider all of this while in detention on Saturday."

[[Was going to anyways!]]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky snorted and shook his head. "Whatever you say, chief." Detention. Pfft. Like that ever did anything good. "And 'sir'?" He used the term lightly. "I'm serious about that book. Or maybe you can hire DEATH as your fashion consultant."

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

Camulus's hands clenched. If he had a hand device, Kawalsky would be through the wall right now. That, or kneeling before him screaming in agony. He settled for pointing at the door. "Out. Now."

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky looked smug as he collected his things and put his bag over his shoulder. He nodded to the rest of the class and mock-saluted Camulus, then headed out.

Well, that was a short class.

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

Camulus was very, very close to going after him and ripping out something vital. Instead, he took a few very deep breaths and slowly sat back down at his desk. He wanted those . . . children on their knees at his feet.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe's hands had been gripping the edge of her desk hard enough to turn her knuckles white as she watched this exchange. She had had to fight not to get involved. How dare Kawalsky treat Camulus that way?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

[[*bows* Oh, he will have his day. Thanks for making me crack up liek whoa.]]

[psi16.livejournal.com]

[ ::cackling:: Love it! ]