"No. Oh, get this: he walked home by himself from Caritas and Dru followed him and freaked him out. And by the luck of the Devil, she didn't feel like doing anything else. She must have snacked on something or someone earlier. And this was Monday, and he just tells me this morning over the phone, la di da. Grrrrrrrrr."
Jack shuddered. "Okay, Darla scared the shit out of me, but Drusilla? Is beyond that. He should just be glad she didn't pull the 'let's make you a homocidal maniac' trick on him. Want me to hold your coat while you kick his ass?"
"God, yes. He totally didn't get how lucky he was to walk away." Parker crossed her arms and sighed. "Our new Mountie says he's going try to help, but really. Vampires versus Mounties? It's not like it's pirates against ninjas. We need a nuclear weapon, damnit!"
Parker grinned, cheered up a little. "Extremely. And polite. And well-spoken. And manly. He is ignoring or oblivious all subtle overtures. I may end up just tackling him when he's off-campus. You should definitely try to get on that, I'd like to know if my efforts are doomed by preference, not the age thing. He doesn't set off bells in either direction."
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