School Announcements, 1/24/06

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

The P.A. crackles to life.

"There is but three announcements for today.

One, Mister Barbossa should inquire with Miss Skeeter about the definition of the word libel.

Two, a quick thank you to whoever deposited cupcaked in my inbox yesterday.

Three, the town is lawless and anarchy current reigns. Those going out on excursions would be recommended to take a buddy with them so you die together, as there is laughable safety in numbers.

Good day."

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

Janet somehow managed to completely miss today's announcements. Oops.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala apparently slept through it as well. Whoops!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

When he gets in, Smith will find a box of Drake's Cakes "Ring Dings" in his spiffy inbox.

If he checks the feeds, Pippi put them there very early in the morning.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter looks up at one of the intercom speakers and grins. "You're welcome."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Libel is written. Slander is spoken, so that's what the pirate would be guilty of. Not that I necessarily know that distinction at the drop of a hat since I'm not the movie version of myself.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

You work(ed) at a newspaper, man, you should know it.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Only on the website in my canon! I was a code monkey! I knew nothing about journalism. *nods*

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're still around people who deal with it every day! What, you pick up nothing by osmosis?

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Nope. I only pick stuff up with spider bites.

[swerval_zero]

Also, it's not slander if it's true.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Well, of course.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm. Does this mean we can arm ourselves should we venture into town?" Sara muses out loud, cheered up by the prospect of the return of her preciousss gun.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip has. But Pip views rules as more... guidelines.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa heard the announcement and wondered if it might be a smarter move to just be a shrub for the rest of his life.

Not that he ever was a shrub, mind you.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker makes a Bill-the-Cat ack! face at this reminder.

And resolves to also steal Miho's doughnuts, should she have any. Trauma, trauma!