http://geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-24 10:26 am
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Professor Chaucer's Office Hours, Tuesday

Again, Professor Chaucer is in his office. It might seem strange that he's nursing a hangover this late in the day. But that should give you some idea of how much drinking he did last night.

Still, he's functioning if you need to talk.

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
After his literature class, Dream taps on Geoff's office door.

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Dream opens the door. Of course, it wouldn't have mattered to him if it had been locked, but he can be polite.

"Hello, Geoff. Do you remember that last term, we had discussed serving as guest lecturers for each other for a session or so? I wanted to ask if that still interested you."

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am," Dream confims. "Very much so."

He hands Geoff two sheets of paper, containing his tentative syllabi for Classics (http://game-of-you.livejournal.com/11236.html#cutid1) and Foreign Lit (http://game-of-you.livejournal.com/11450.html). "Do any of these subjects especially appeal to you? They may also give you some idea of the scope of what I would be able to lecture on. As my students are doing exceptionally well in the translation and grammar exercises, I am focusing more on literature in Classics this term."

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dream reads over the syllabi, and taps the poetry one. "I have quite a fondness for Poe. Would you be interested in relinquishing that class to me? I would be pleased to have you offer the general lecture on Dante to my class."

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is a small class, only four students. I generally lecture for the first half and then offer a question for discussion during the second half. But my player makes it up as she goes along, so, really, anything goes. Ms. Bristow is my TA; she is quite helpful."

"What is your format?"

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"That sounds fine," Dream concurs. "I will check in with you the week before, to ensure nothing has changed."

[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"As am I, Mr. Chaucer," Dream says with a slight smile before leaving the office.

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Kiki comes in, notebook and Symposium in hand. "Hello," she smiles.


[ooc: Mun hasn't actually read this one, so discussion probably won't be as good. Yay for Google and people posting essays (http://www.molloy.edu/academic/philosophy/SOPHIA/plato/symp_comm.htm) about the work.]

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"The first sounds like a lecture, and kind of a tedious one, and the second sounds more... well, interesting. Because it's not being read as a robot, but as a sort of set of convictions," Kiki replies, trying to properly describe her reaction.

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Certainly, the first version I would have very little faith in, even if I paid close attention to it. With a droning monotone it's very difficult to keep anyone's interest for more than a few sentences. The second? Is far more compelling. It engages the audience more, and convinces the audience that the speaker himself believes in what he is saying, and it's that touch of...human interest, I guess, that will really resonate with an audience. Like me, for example."

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
It is really probably rather unfortunate that Kiki opened Pride and Prejudice to the exact page where Mr. Collins makes his ponderous and absurd declaration of love and proposal of marriage to Elizabeth Bennet. She has absolutely no idea how to read it aloud - Mr. Collins would think it romantic. Lizzie and Jane Austen obviously think it ridiculous.

Deciding that Jane's derision is the 'true reading,' Kiki opts for Mr. Collins' earnest, logical, unromantic tones.

"My reasons for marrying are, first, that I think it a right thing for every clergyman in easy circumstances (like myself) to set the example of matrimony in his parish; secondly, that I am convinced it will add very greatly to my happiness; and thirdly -- which perhaps I ought to have mentioned earlier, that it is the particular advice and recommendation of the very noble lady whom I have the honour of calling patroness. Twice has she condescended to give me her opinion (unasked too!) on this subject; and it was but the very Saturday night before I left Hunsford -- between our pools at quadrille, while Mrs. Jenkinson was arranging Miss de Bourgh's footstool -- that she said, 'Mr. Collins, you must marry. A clergyman like you must marry. -- Chuse properly, chuse a gentlewoman for my sake; and for your own, let her be an active, useful sort of person, not brought up high, but able to make a small income go a good way. This is my advice. Find such a woman as soon as you can, bring her to Hunsford, and I will visit her.' Allow me, by the way, to observe, my fair cousin, that I do not reckon the notice and kindness of Lady Catherine de Bourgh as among the least of the advantages in my power to offer. You will find her manners beyond anything I can describe; and your wit and vivacity, I think, must be acceptable to her, especially when tempered with the silence and respect which her rank will inevitably excite. Thus much for my general intention in favour of matrimony; it remains to be told why my views were directed to Longbourn instead of my own neighbourhood, where, I assure you, there are many amiable young women. But the fact is, that being, as I am, to inherit this estate after the death of your honoured father (who, however, may live many years longer), I could not satisfy myself without resolving to chuse a wife from among his daughters, that the loss to them might be as little as possible, when the melancholy event takes place -- which, however, as I have already said, may not be for several years. This has been my motive, my fair cousin, and I flatter myself it will not sink me in your esteem. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection. To fortune I am perfectly indifferent, and shall make no demand of that nature on your father, since I am well aware that it could not be complied with; and that one thousand pounds in the four per cents., which will not be yours till after your mother's decease, is all that you may ever be entitled to. On that head, therefore, I shall be uniformly silent; and you may assure youself that no ungenerous reproach shall ever pass my lips when we are married."

Kiki has nearly broken into laughter at least six times throughout this reading. In fact, by the end of it, she's nearly crying from the effort of holding it in. She sets the book down, exclaiming, "And he really thinks he's doing her a favor!"

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wiping her eyes, Kiki answers, "It's certainly even funnier when read out loud in the way that Mr. Collins would have delivered it. Which serves to highlight what a pompous nitwit her really is, too. He actually believes everything he's saying, and on the othe side, Lizzie can't at all believe what she's hearing. Reading it silently, I interpreted it just in Austen's tone of making fun of Mr. Collins - or his type - but out loud as Mr. Collins would have delivered it makes him all the more silly."

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Reading the Inferno? I think I'm all set on that. Do you have a preferred translation?" Kiki asks.


[ooc: Only because in HS, the mun argued with a fellow classics geek debating the merits of the John Ciardi vs. the Allen Mendelbaum (which I still maintain is the better). Oh yes, we were lit-dorks. Hee!]

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Great," Kiki answers with a nod. "I think that's about everything, unless you have anything else-?"

During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She walks through the adjoining door and flops on his couch, which is waaay more comfortable than hers. She pulls out a sandwich and stares at him while she eats.

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Chewing, she shakes her head no, then lays down and stares at the ceiling instead. Hey, at least she's quiet...

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
After a good long time moping while she finishes her sandwich, she pulls out chocolate milk and turns to look at him. She looks about ready to cry.

"Geoff? Would you come with me Sunday? To Alexandria?"

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't need to. I want to. I miss the boys."

She looks down at her hands.

"Yeah, nevermind. It's a stupid idea."

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Anger and sadness and frustration and helplessness race around inside her. So many things she wants to talk about. Geoff would get it. He would. But he has a point. She marvels at how something in her seems to demand instant gratification. Greedy. Selfish. Invincible. Man, Ten's a good kisser. I wonder if I have any more food? Geoff has a point. I should see if he'll dye my hair too. Huh? Snapping back to the now, she nods.

"Yeah."

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
She smiles just a little , and it fades almost immediately. "Kay. Thanks."

Sighing dramatically, she kicks one leg up onto the back of the couch. Then the other. Then she turns herself upside down and stares at him.

"Tell me a poem?"

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Eyes closed she smiles and plays with her hair. "You couldn't have picked something in French I could have understood? You're a meanie."

Righting herself, she laughs. "Thanks Geoff.

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"That's cuz you've got a talented mouth." she grins at him and leans forward. "And that sounds really gross coming from me now, huh?"

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
She grins and gets an utterly wicked look, "What, come on to you? Come on poet..."

Re: During Lunch

[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Moving toward him, she wraps her arms around him and kisses his cheek. "Sure thing, old man. Don't get caught, that's a good lesson to learn." Laughing sweetly, she heads back into her office and sits. Cheered up, she's not even mean to Lana. (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/548373.html?thread=25954325#t25954325)