fandomhigh | Attention all Students and Teachers.

The more intelligent amongst you, (a minute number I know) will have realised that there are many forms you need to submit to me, the School Administrator, and there are a couple of things you need to be aware of.

I am not your mother.

This means that if a form has to be in by a certain time and date, it is up to you to get it in on time. I will not chase people up who have forms due in. If you miss the deadline – tough titties.

It is also up to you to check the forms are filled in correctly. I really ~~can’t be bothered~~ haven’t got the time to follow up people too stupid to fill in a simple form correctly. All such forms will be filed in my scrap paper box, and I will deny all knowledge of said form.

Just giving you due warning.

I also control the stationery store room. This room is only accessible through my office, and no student may enter the stationery store room unless accompanied by myself. Teachers will be allowed in unsupervised provided they clear with me first the supplies they are planning to take. Anyone planning to try and circumvent my rules should be aware the storeroom has its own defences, and is related to the detention room. The storeroom and I have an exceedingly good relationship. (On that note, [Bad username or site: ”principalconnor” @ livejournal.com], do we have a school nurse yet? Or possibly a good emergency doctor?)

I also hold all forms such as permission slips, late slips and stationery request forms. Again do not attempt to retrieve these from my filing cabinet yourselves. It’s not just paper I’m filing in there.

Also, the pole in my office? Completely for structural purposes. If anyone suggests any differently, they’re a liar, liar pants on fire.

Students wishing to get on my good side, may use the pole to perform in an attempt to impress me. Can’t promise it will work though