Gun Club - Firing Range

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Parker's got the Firing Range open, the targets are all set, and the safety rules are all posted:

This is not a game.

SAFETY RULES:

· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED

· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE

· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND

· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION

· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.

· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.

Breaking any of these rules means an immediate visit with Mr. Smith, or Rover whoever our new security guy is.

Come on in, sign in, and meet a few fellow aficianados.

[OCD threads up, knock yourselves out.]

Comments

Re: Talk to Parker

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Parker nodded seriously, fighting a serious case of twitchy palms. No touch, no scare, no no no. "I am a firm believer in taking responsibility." She sighed deeply, and shook her head, then pouted at him, eyes sparkling. "So. If I need to find you, if someone's in trouble, where would I go looking? Rover just always appeared. Are you going to be swinging down from the ceiling?"

Re: Talk to Parker

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"Well, I have managed to set up a voicemail for myself and would be happy to give you that number. I am usually reachable at all times of the night and do plan on purchasing some form of pager so I can be reachable even if I am not near my phone," Fraser says.

Re: Talk to Parker

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Parker just barely managed to keep her tongue in her mouth at this offer. And what will you be wearing? Mama mia.

"I would so appreciate that," she said seriously. "As the Clearinghouse officer for the Investigator's Club, I'd like to be able to reach out to Security at any time. People do tend to contact me when there's a problem." She smiled brightly. "And my number is 555-MISS, if you feel the need to ask me any questions, Constable."

Re: Talk to Parker

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"Very good." Fraser jots down his number and hands it over. "For any security emergencies you might have, don't hesitate to call."

Re: Talk to Parker

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"I certainly won't," Parker assured him, letting her fingers hang onto his, again, just a moment too long. "Is there anything I can do for you? A tour of the school, a welcoming cup of ... coffee?"

The eyebrow tilt on this is probably not at all innocent.

Re: Talk to Parker

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Fraser smiles but shakes his head. "I've toured the school already and, while coffee sounds good, I should really stay on school grounds in case of an emergency. I do thank you for the offer. You're too kind."

Re: Talk to Parker

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"Just here to help," Parker chirps sunnily. "Welcome to Fandom High!" And three cheers for Dudley Do-Right, and all his spiritual descendants.