Gun Club - Firing Range

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker's got the Firing Range open, the targets are all set, and the safety rules are all posted:

This is not a game.

SAFETY RULES:

· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED

· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE

· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND

· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION

· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.

· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.

Breaking any of these rules means an immediate visit with Mr. Smith, or Rover whoever our new security guy is.

Come on in, sign in, and meet a few fellow aficianados.

[OCD threads up, knock yourselves out.]

Comments

Re: Talk to Parker

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I certainly won't," Parker assured him, letting her fingers hang onto his, again, just a moment too long. "Is there anything I can do for you? A tour of the school, a welcoming cup of ... coffee?"

The eyebrow tilt on this is probably not at all innocent.

Re: Talk to Parker

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser smiles but shakes his head. "I've toured the school already and, while coffee sounds good, I should really stay on school grounds in case of an emergency. I do thank you for the offer. You're too kind."

Re: Talk to Parker

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Just here to help," Parker chirps sunnily. "Welcome to Fandom High!" And three cheers for Dudley Do-Right, and all his spiritual descendants.