School Announcements, 1/19/06

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

The P.A. crackles to life.

"I have nothing to announce, other than thanks to my video feed logs, Mister Bernadette, Mister Dornez, Miss Longstocking, and Mister Borkowski have been busted 'like a busted thing', as they say. I am currently deliberating as to an appropriate punishment for your behavior.

I just wanted you all to know that I know. I believe this is the time where you metaphorically quake in the proverbial boots.

There is nothing else to announce, other than the amount of fowl behavior in the dorms this morning is apalling. Thank you for your time, you may now go back to your lecture induced naps."

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[Well, they are graceful. It's poultry in motion.]

[chasingangela]

[*groans*]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[Eggs-ellant pun!]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[*groans again*]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[What? I'm only yolk-ing]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[She's just mad because you beat her to it.]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[Well, there was a good deal of scrambling to make the joke first.]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[Still, it's a tough break.]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[She's probably shell-shocked]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: None of you had to put up with the "take a pullet for me" joke IC last night, so hush up. *g*]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Not our fault we didn't come first]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[But we're here now. I say we stage a coop.]

[can_be_more]

[I HATE YOU ALL.]