Shop Class: [1/18]

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Upon entering the classroom, you will find that Mac is buried under a mess of wires from the main console that he is apparently trying to fix.

On the blackboard is today's assignment:

"Please write a 100 word essay identifying some of the unique uses and qualities of duct tape."

[OOC: Feel free to use the regular shop equipment to work on any personal projects you might have when you are done with your essay]

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Re: Assignment: [1/18]

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Lilly sits down, and man, is she hungover.

Duct Tape: Good for Handymen, Ineffective when it comes to NO GOOD, BASTARD EX-BOYFRIENDS

There are some things you can always trust. Bob Barker and his lame ass will always tell you to neuter your cat at the end of the Price is Right. The bitch in front of you at the grocery store, in the ten items or less lane, will always have at least twenty-three items. And a body odor issue. And uhhh... Haley's Comet comes once every 76 years or something.

Duct tape is another thing you can rely on. It always does exactly what it says it is going to do, keep shit together, even in bad circumstances. UNLIKE BIG WHITE BALLS OF DOOM, that leave you after you give them some of the prime years of your life time in Fandom without even telling you they are leaving.

If I had known that I was going to be dumped, I would have taped his wiggly ass to a pole and left him there to be pecked at by buzzards. Because duct tape, unlike that jackass, is reliable.

And another thing...

There is some more writing at the bottom of the page, but it is impossible to make out, because Lilly falls asleep on her essay, and drools on it a little.

Re: Assignment: [1/18]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Not even bothering to switch logins! *IZ DED*]

Re: Assignment: [1/18]

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac pulls himself out of the console for a minute to notice that Lilly is asleep on her desk.

He walks over and gently nudges her shoulder.

"Uh... Lilly? You feeling okay?"

Re: Assignment: [1/18]

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Lilly might be secreting tequila out of her pores.

"What, huh? Oh, god, sorry Professor Mac."

She wipes at her face and then tries to sit up straight, which obviously makes her a little dizzy.

"I'm good," she says as she burps a little in her mouth, like the classy broad she is.

Re: Assignment: [1/18]

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac smiles a little. "It's just Mac. You sure? Do you need to go to the clinic or anything?"

Re: Assignment: [1/18]

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

"No, no, I'll live survive be fine, thank you," she shrugs her shoulders. "Rough night. I think I slept in a weird, kind of man-shaped crater."