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History of Art | January 17th - Period 3
As the class enter they are directed to a set of lecture handouts.
"Welcome, kids, today we'll be discussing Ancient Egyptian Art.
"First thing you have to know about the artists of Ancient Egypt, they were anal. Really anal. Everything about their art had to follow a strict series of rules, from the depiction of the various subjects, to hierarchical sizing and placement. Not much room for innovation there kids.
"Much of this art was also either religious or grave goods, translation, a lot of precious metals and stones were used. Hence why so many of the tombs of the Pharohs were desecrated bysome bastards who beat me to it grave-robbers."
Autolycus continued in this vein for the better part of half an hour.
"To sum up, Ancient Egyptian art was rigid, religious, and anal, but so very, very shiny."
"This week's homework assignment is similar to last week's, however this time I would like you to find an example of Ancient Greek Art, and please remember this particular area is something of a specialty of mine."
Class Roster
1. Bridge Carson
2. Jessica Tate
3. Rory Gilmore
4. Barbossa
5. Alex Krycek
6. Isabel Evans
7. Chiana
8. Xander Harris
9. Angela Chase
10. Lee Adama
11. Jack Harkness
12. Yuffie Kisaragi
13. Raven Darkholme
14. Vala Mal Doran
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"Welcome, kids, today we'll be discussing Ancient Egyptian Art.
"First thing you have to know about the artists of Ancient Egypt, they were anal. Really anal. Everything about their art had to follow a strict series of rules, from the depiction of the various subjects, to hierarchical sizing and placement. Not much room for innovation there kids.
"Much of this art was also either religious or grave goods, translation, a lot of precious metals and stones were used. Hence why so many of the tombs of the Pharohs were desecrated by
Autolycus continued in this vein for the better part of half an hour.
"To sum up, Ancient Egyptian art was rigid, religious, and anal, but so very, very shiny."
"This week's homework assignment is similar to last week's, however this time I would like you to find an example of Ancient Greek Art, and please remember this particular area is something of a specialty of mine."
Class Roster
1. Bridge Carson
2. Jessica Tate
3. Rory Gilmore
4. Barbossa
5. Alex Krycek
6. Isabel Evans
7. Chiana
8. Xander Harris
9. Angela Chase
10. Lee Adama
11. Jack Harkness
12. Yuffie Kisaragi
13. Raven Darkholme
14. Vala Mal Doran
[ooc: OCD threads

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and wondering whether they needed to arrange to do the reverse part of the studio assignment for Wednesday night, or if they'll end up finishing it off last night. Wow, temporal physics is hard.Re: Class Discussion (17-Jan) - History of Art
Her player is apparently an idiot and assumed Xander was drawing Angela while she was drawing him, and thus considered the scene done. Sorry for leaving you haning; I'll reply to your last comment so we can say they finished last night.Re: Class Discussion (17-Jan) - History of Art
NP! I was actually wondering if we should've gone that direction too, so it works for me.Re: Class Discussion (17-Jan) - History of Art
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No, they weren't especially good drawings, but it would be hard to tell anyway, what with the fact that she scribbled through them abruptly after completing them.
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Egyptian
Really Anal
Art
Pharoh
Robbers
Shiny
EggsButter
Lemons
Tissues
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Occasionally Jessica would glance out the window, sigh softly and smile.
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Apollo is a naughty boy.Re: Class Discussion (17-Jan) - History of Art
It be beautiful and valuable
and far more portable than a statue.It be from the Detroit Institute o' the Arts.
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We had a Medusa here. Ours had an eyebrow-ring and didn't give birth to a horse, though. I think.
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It is 8 feet tall, thought to be constructed by a Rhodian sculptor between 220 and 190 BC, and is tragically missing both arms as well as its head.
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