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School Announcements, 1/13/06
The P.A. crackles to life.
"I like Snickerdoodles, students. They are my favorite type of cookie. Now that you have learned a little more about me, here are today's announcements.
One, the gremlin exterminators are expected to arrive some time today, and be completed with their job sometime tommorow. So if you see three strange men in jumpsuits on campus, please treat them with respect and care.
Two, this ridiculous campaign for gremlin rights. They don't pay tuition, they don't help the administration, they are a menace. They're like a virus, breeding and multiplying and destroying all in their path.Your S.P.E.W. impression does not impress me, Hermione-Wannabes. They shall be destroyed unless they have enough of a brain that we could maybe power the school off a little Gremlin-Matrix. Then they get to live. Sort of.
Three, Congratulations, Barbossa, on winning the detention lottery. You will serve detention tommorow.
Four, Miss Veruca Rosemary Cally, Mister Samuel Throgmorten Anders, and Mister Kennedy. Please refrain from doing your impression of dwarfish battle rites in the common rooms. I assume you were merely doing a historical re-enaction of... *sounds of paper rustling* Koom Valley, and that the bread products involved were not actually of dwarfish make. Of course, as Mister Kennedy is not currently in a coma from suffering a blow to the head by the bagel, I must assume that is the case.
That is all for today. I wish you students a happy and disciplinary infraction free weekend."
"I like Snickerdoodles, students. They are my favorite type of cookie. Now that you have learned a little more about me, here are today's announcements.
One, the gremlin exterminators are expected to arrive some time today, and be completed with their job sometime tommorow. So if you see three strange men in jumpsuits on campus, please treat them with respect and care.
Two, this ridiculous campaign for gremlin rights. They don't pay tuition, they don't help the administration, they are a menace. They're like a virus, breeding and multiplying and destroying all in their path.
Three, Congratulations, Barbossa, on winning the detention lottery. You will serve detention tommorow.
Four, Miss Veruca Rosemary Cally, Mister Samuel Throgmorten Anders, and Mister Kennedy. Please refrain from doing your impression of dwarfish battle rites in the common rooms. I assume you were merely doing a historical re-enaction of... *sounds of paper rustling* Koom Valley, and that the bread products involved were not actually of dwarfish make. Of course, as Mister Kennedy is not currently in a coma from suffering a blow to the head by the bagel, I must assume that is the case.
That is all for today. I wish you students a happy and disciplinary infraction free weekend."
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