Lunch

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Yuoo hefe-a mede-a it thruoogh zee veek my leettle-a doompleengs. Cungretooleshuns!

Tudey's Menoo is:

Cheeckee-a in da beskee-a!

The Chef takes one of his chickens (named Gloria) and tosses her into the basketball hoop he has placed in the cafeteria. He obviously scores since he has been doing this since the seventies.

French Freees

Tacu Seled

S'mures!

Comments

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip tilts his head to the side. "Why would he go all emo?" he asks. "Oh, this is Victor and Pippi Longstockings. They, like me, are new freshmen."

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Duo laughs. "Hamlet's got this thing against the cafeteria food, made him sing some songs by some 20th century guy called Billy Joel. We broke in there once a while ago and found some, uh, not-so-savory things." He grins and turns to the other kids.