So this is school... Could be worse.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

[wanders the hall (without a pass) singing Green Day's "American Idiot" and playing air guitar]

So... I'm signed up for classes...

But being way smarter than I look act, I have lots of time to kill.

What all do you do around here for fun?

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[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I note he's not here. Pity. Liz and I were talking about various forms of torture we could put him through.

Yeah, I was the one who wanted to torch all his pants and leave him running around in his shorts. ;)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Nah. We figured that putting him in a room full of lemon-coloured or lemon-patterned furniture would be enough.

We don't want to kill him. Just...torture him a bit.

So what brings you to the school anyway? Last Liz heard you were safely off...far, far away.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Apparently not far enough away to be safe from another incredible McKay fuck up. Has Liz told you about the 5/6 of a solar system he took out? I don't believe there is such as thing as far enough away from his 'miscalculations'.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

5/6 of a solar system? No. She didn't mention that one, but I'm happy to hear it from you.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... he once said you did something to a sun.

Never let him give you crap about it again. Just mention project Arcturus and he should shut up for a while. It was pretty ugle.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The sun thing was...necessary.

Arcturus? Like the star? He blew up the Arcturus star???

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

No... um... wow. See here, the thing. I don't know *why* it went wrong. Hell, McKay doesn't know why it went wrong, so I'm gonna mess up this explanation for sure.

Suffice it to say we found this big power source. Only it didn't work. So he tried to fix it. Only he didn't.

And it blew up.

Along with, you know. 5/6 of a solar system.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

You know, I may get branded mean and nasty for it, but McKay bugs me sometimes.

Did he get chewed out for it?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I note he's not here. Pity. Liz and I were talking about various forms of torture we could put him through.

He broke a solar system! Yeah. He got chewed out but good.

As for McKay. We can be branded together. He's abrasive on a good day, annoying as hell on the others.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Occasionally likeable. Just not as often as he thinks.