So this is school... Could be worse.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

[wanders the hall (without a pass) singing Green Day's "American Idiot" and playing air guitar]

So... I'm signed up for classes...

But being way smarter than I look act, I have lots of time to kill.

What all do you do around here for fun?

Comments

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

((Ah, bless. It's teh Shepwhore. *loves*))

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Uh... pardon me? What did you call me?

I happen to be a firm believer in serial monogomy. I'm just happen to think there are a lot of people out there with a lot of good... qualities. ;) Is it my fault that most of them seem to think the same about me?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *giggles* Mama stop calling strange men whore.]

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Mama? Uh... something I should know about?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Hey! Wait! What do you man strange???

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Well, she doesn't know you from Adam, at least I don't think. *frowns throughfully* I'm not sure why I called her Mama. I don't know you, either. *holds out a hand* Sharon Valerii.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

[backs away slowly from the clearly confused girl]

John Sheppard.

Hey, I hear they just opened a clinic around here. Maybe you should go see about that uh... concussion. Yeah, that would explain it.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I do feel kind of hungry. *shrugs* Good luck with that finding something to do thing.

*grins and starts to wander off*

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Hungry??? Huh?

I said 'clinic', not 'cafeteria'.


Yeah, okay. Nice to meet you.

Buh-bye.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Hands out Flyer*

MacGyver Brand Moonshine

Free tasting at sheldonjsands's house.

11:00 PM EST

DISCLAIMER: Not responsible for ill effects of moonshine or equipment failure (ie Explosions)

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Blinks* Do I know you?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I think we were damn near killed together once... isn't that you?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Hard to tell around here, you one of the look-alike's or the real thing?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Hey! You can't get more real than me! Besides, do really think anyone could clone this hair?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Good point.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Blinks*

*walks around and checks for a mullet*

*Pokes 2lls_in_oneill in chest.*

*Pinches self*

*In a daze, hands 2lls_in_oneill a flyer*

*Walks away muttering*

I knew I shouldn't have sampled that moonshine early.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Hey! Hands off the goods man!

*Reads flier*

Huh. Alrighty then.

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

*falls madly in love*

[lizzy-turner.livejournal.com]

Well, I happen to enjoy the library, but there are also a lot of things to do in town. For instance, I work in the movie place. I hear the coffee houses are also good, but I've never been to one. Yet.

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

*bumps into him distractedly*

Excuse me... do you know where Buffy is?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

What's a Buffy?

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

*about to launch into description* Well, she's--

*notices Buffy calling her name and walking towards her (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/55457.html?thread=2071713#t2071713)*
Oh. *walks away from John without another word*
Buffy!

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Okay, um... that was strange.

Does stuff like that happen around here often?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*stops walking and looks at him, then sighs* Not tall enough.

I'm not sure, what would you like to do for fun?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Not tall enough? Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

I'm not sure, what would you like to do for fun?

[looks Sharon up and down] I'm open to suggestions.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Maybe I wouldn't throw you back. *steps closer* You are tall.

*smirks* Homework?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

What all do you do around here for fun?

Depends on what you want to do for fun. I think just about anything goes in this establishment.

Sam Carter. I'm pretty sure we've never met.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard.

Haven't met you, but a mutual friend of ours has gushed lusted over mentioned you more than a few times.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

McKay? What a surprise.

I note he's not here. Pity. Liz and I were talking about various forms of torture we could put him through.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I note he's not here. Pity. Liz and I were talking about various forms of torture we could put him through.

Yeah, I was the one who wanted to torch all his pants and leave him running around in his shorts. ;)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Nah. We figured that putting him in a room full of lemon-coloured or lemon-patterned furniture would be enough.

We don't want to kill him. Just...torture him a bit.

So what brings you to the school anyway? Last Liz heard you were safely off...far, far away.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Apparently not far enough away to be safe from another incredible McKay fuck up. Has Liz told you about the 5/6 of a solar system he took out? I don't believe there is such as thing as far enough away from his 'miscalculations'.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

5/6 of a solar system? No. She didn't mention that one, but I'm happy to hear it from you.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... he once said you did something to a sun.

Never let him give you crap about it again. Just mention project Arcturus and he should shut up for a while. It was pretty ugle.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The sun thing was...necessary.

Arcturus? Like the star? He blew up the Arcturus star???

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

No... um... wow. See here, the thing. I don't know *why* it went wrong. Hell, McKay doesn't know why it went wrong, so I'm gonna mess up this explanation for sure.

Suffice it to say we found this big power source. Only it didn't work. So he tried to fix it. Only he didn't.

And it blew up.

Along with, you know. 5/6 of a solar system.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

You know, I may get branded mean and nasty for it, but McKay bugs me sometimes.

Did he get chewed out for it?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I note he's not here. Pity. Liz and I were talking about various forms of torture we could put him through.

He broke a solar system! Yeah. He got chewed out but good.

As for McKay. We can be branded together. He's abrasive on a good day, annoying as hell on the others.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Occasionally likeable. Just not as often as he thinks.