http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/ ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-10 09:46 am
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Lunch

Guud effternuun my leettle-a spece-a munkeys! I hupe-a yuoor dey is treeteeng yuoo leeke-a zee vunderffool peuple-a yuoo ere-a. Und iff it isn't zeen yuoo cume-a tu me-a veet yuoor prublems und zee Svedeesh Cheff veell meke-a it ell better veet vhet I leeke-a tu cell "fuud zeerepy".

Tudey's menoo is:

Greelled Cheese-a Sundveeches

Speghettee und Meetbells

Hut Chuculete-a

Red Jellu (Is it cherry? Is it strevberry? Vhu knoos!)



((Posted early cause Mun has to find a new class and might get sucked into a wormhole or something))

[identity profile] suzotchka.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ivanova blinked. Did the Chef just called her a spacemonkey? She shrugged. Oh well. "Hey, Chef! What's cooking?" Okay, that was bad. "Sorry. Can I get Speghettee und Meetballs, pleese? I mean, please. And maybe some red jellu. Jell-o."

[[*throws mun a rope* In case of wormhole-suckage, I'll save you!]]

[identity profile] suzotchka.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks!" She glanced down at her tray and says with an absolutely straight face, "I don't mean to be a wet noodle, but is there any cheese? Maybe I already pasta-d it. I was a little sauced last night. Haven't quite recovered."

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Mac having taken Lee's advice of the day before had made herself some salad and settled at a table near the door to eat.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yo! New student?" Cameron greets, still bouncing over the jello.

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking up from her lunch she grins, "That I am. I'm Mac."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry, I'm sure you've been pounced by a lot of people these last few days. I'm Cam." He grins and holds out his hand.

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I have. Doesn't mean I don't really appreciate the introductions." She takes his hand, attempting to commit the name to her memory. "Nice to meet you." She pauses "You're looking scarily happy for someone with cafeteria food."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, it's red jello. Cafeteria food or not, that is the best dessert you can get. I should probably get a glass of milk to go with it." He bounces on the balls of his feet.

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mac laughs, "I think I'll pass on the red jello, but at least I've had my first good review of the food here. You enjoy your jello and milk."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"As my grandma says, beggers can't be chosers," Cameron shrugs. "I'm broke, but don't mind if I do."

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's true, but I've been vegan this long, wouldn't want to stop now." She smiles and nods in the direction of the canteen, "I somehow suspect that, they wouldn''t keep the animal-based products out of the food just for me, so my own food it is."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah oops. Yeah, I think that might be a problem." Cameron frowns. "Wait, vegan that's no milk either, right?"

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not strictly no. I'm afraid I'm not quite that hardcore mostly. I like to have something resembling milk in my coffee. Its a weakness." She shrugs, "I do try to stick with it in every other way though."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good for you," Cameron says sincerely. "I don't think I'd be able to keep up with it." He pauses for a moment, thinking it over. "So is chocolate cake out of the question too?"

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sadly, yeah. Unless I get creative and find vegan substitutes for half the ingredients." She grins,"It has been known to happen. Eventually, a girl just wants cake, never mind the fact it tastes like flavoured cement dust."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now that's a bit sad," Cameron sighs. "I suppose that means I shouldn't try to bribe you."

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Shrugging she replied."Its not so bad, they have subsitutes for just about anything now. I gained myself a new love of rice milk."

"On the bribe front, it would really depend on what you are bribing me with and to do what."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Rice milk? Hmm, maybe I should try that."

He chuckles. "I usually bribe with chocolate cakes, but seeing how that's off the list I'm at a loss. Uh, you wouldn't have to do anything. Just maybe forget if anything embarrassing happens to me during the semester that you won't ever bring it up again later on."

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
She grins, "well, you'll find I'm fairly easily bribable with vegan products and/or coffee. Although, I'm usually willing to keep embarassing incidents to myself anyway."

"My form of your use of chocolate cake, usually revolves around being there to fix people's computer related issues. It works well as a general rule."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll have to keep it in mind in case my computer breaks," Cameron grins and makes a mental note. "Okay, usually it breaks cause I did something wrong to it..."

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know the feeling, although the rational side of me tells myself it must be my fault... sometimes I'm temted to think there are days they just have it in for me."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think you might be right," Cameron chuckles. "At least you know how to fix them?"

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"That I do. You ever have any problems, I'm more than happy to try and help out." she shrugs uncapping her water bottle and taking a swig. "Anyway, I should probably get going. Its been really nice meeting you," she adds with a grin while replacing the bottle to her bag.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure thing," Cameron gives her a wave. "Have fun."

[identity profile] ninja-brat.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuffie took some "Speghttee und Meetbells" some "Hut Chuchulete-a" and some "Red Jellu." Nothing looked to bad. She then took a seat and waited for Walter to show up.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Red jello!" Cameron is bouncing when he notices the menu of the day. He does order some Speghettee und Meetbells too.

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi enters the caff looking for Walter who said he would be eating here today. Upon hearing the chef's unmistakeable accent her eyes light up and she addresses him.

Groeten! Ben ik Pippilotta Långstrump, zodat aardig om u te ontmoeten! Ik te houden gelieve van wat hete chocolade!

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[[... Actually? It is Dutch. Except for my name. Bable Fish only does Dutch. I thought it would be funny if everybody thought it was Swedish but it was actually Dutch. The Chef has recieved a translation in an actual email.

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[[ooc: :D No no that's fine, wasn't that funny of a joke to begin with. in other news, work will probably keep me from being very talkative until 4:30 Pacific. :(

[identity profile] harried-potter.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
((OOC: It's the cutest Dutch i've ever heard...the sentence is all mangled :D And it's sooooo scary to run into your native language when you don't expect it :S))

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia swallowed hard and took her tray through the line studying the menu, "I'll have a Greelled Cheese-a Sundveeche and some Hut Chuculete-a please."

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana comes in and smiles when she sees the menu. "Excellent. I would like a greelled Cheese-a Sundveech and a Hut Chuculete-a."

She takes her food and looks around for a good seat.

[identity profile] alchemic-bean.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward looked at the food for a second, then settled on the grilled cheese sandwich because, hey. Cheese. It makes everything better.

He went and found a seat by himself to brood.

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam wandered into the cafeteria, was unsurprised at the complete and utter lack of blue jell-o, and walked back out, muttering something under her breath about an administrative conspiracy.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Red!" Cameron shouts at her.

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Blue!" She shouted back.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Blue sucks!" Oh wait... wrong fandom/character. *coughs*

"Carter, give it up. Red is so much better..."

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Jack takes a seat with a cup of hot chocolate.

"You're both wrong, orange jello is the best jello. If only I had my Mun's Stargate Jello icon!"

[identity profile] lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Jessica takes a sandwich and some hot chocolate.

((I'm only here till about 6:15 EST...I think I forgot to mention that last time.))