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Advanced Criminal Justice (Class 1), Period 2, 01.10.05
[OOC: It's good to be back! Now using limited OCD threads! Class Info Post.]
The Tick is standing at a podium in the front of the room. Lockheed is back on top of a specific bookcase in the room. Furthermore, there is a squid in a bowl on Tick's desk. On the bowl is a note reading "LOST SQUID." Once all the students have filed in, The Tick hands out the syllabiwhich are just the C.I.P. linked above but more IC, shh and speaks to the class.
"Hello, students! In case you were unaware, I am Professor Tick and I shall be your guide in this mysterious land that we call Justice! This semester we will be taking on subjects that are... Well, actually, I don't know what they are yet, but they should be keen! "
"A couple orders of business to take care of. First, since this is an advanced class, you'll be expected to do a bit more than you did last semester. Therefore, you have weekly homework now. More on that later. You will also have two quizzes, a paper, a group project, and the Final Exam at the end of the year. I'm confident that you will all survive these trials, though! And there will be weekly extra credit, of course."
"Now let's get to a little discussion! It's light stuff today, class. Stand up, give your name, and tell the class something you've done in the Name of Justice!"
"Every week, you will have a homework assignment. The assignment is called The Weekly Metaphor! Each week I'll give you a prompt and you will have to use your fine metaphor skills to make the prompt relate to Justice in some way. [OOC: See the duck question on last semester's final to see how this works.] This week's prompt is mules."
"And finally, I'm giving you the opportunity to do weekly extra credit. This week's EC Prompt is: come up with a superhero name for yourself."
"Extra Credit and The Weekly Metaphor must be turned in on Thursday [OOC: Or in slowplay terms, by class on the following Tuesday.] Again, I look forward to all of your contributions throughout the next 16 weeks. Go ahead and discuss!"
The Tick is standing at a podium in the front of the room. Lockheed is back on top of a specific bookcase in the room. Furthermore, there is a squid in a bowl on Tick's desk. On the bowl is a note reading "LOST SQUID." Once all the students have filed in, The Tick hands out the syllabi
"Hello, students! In case you were unaware, I am Professor Tick and I shall be your guide in this mysterious land that we call Justice! This semester we will be taking on subjects that are... Well, actually, I don't know what they are yet, but they should be keen! "
"A couple orders of business to take care of. First, since this is an advanced class, you'll be expected to do a bit more than you did last semester. Therefore, you have weekly homework now. More on that later. You will also have two quizzes, a paper, a group project, and the Final Exam at the end of the year. I'm confident that you will all survive these trials, though! And there will be weekly extra credit, of course."
"Now let's get to a little discussion! It's light stuff today, class. Stand up, give your name, and tell the class something you've done in the Name of Justice!"
"Every week, you will have a homework assignment. The assignment is called The Weekly Metaphor! Each week I'll give you a prompt and you will have to use your fine metaphor skills to make the prompt relate to Justice in some way. [OOC: See the duck question on last semester's final to see how this works.] This week's prompt is mules."
"And finally, I'm giving you the opportunity to do weekly extra credit. This week's EC Prompt is: come up with a superhero name for yourself."
"Extra Credit and The Weekly Metaphor must be turned in on Thursday [OOC: Or in slowplay terms, by class on the following Tuesday.] Again, I look forward to all of your contributions throughout the next 16 weeks. Go ahead and discuss!"
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"SUPER SNARK AVENGERTM"
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[*waits for comment to move again*]
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"JAYE GIVES LAPDANCES WITH JAZZ HANDS."
And tapes it on his desk for all to see.
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"
THEY KNEW THAT ALREADY.WILL SHAKE BOOTY FOR $$$$$"
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"LINE STARTS HERE FOR THE BOOTY SHAKING.
PAY HERE."
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"PAY ME, NOT HIM.
MARTY BLANK ABUSES FUNDS
PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO NOT ELECT MARTY BLANK"
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"I'M BROKE"
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"INSTALLMENT PLANS AVAILABLE"
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"SAILORS GET THEIRS FREE!"
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"CALLISTO LOVES ANGEL OMG!!!!!"
There are many little hearts drawn around it in pink highlighter.
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"NOT AS MUCH AS JAYE LOVES ARCHIE!"
There is a
very baddrawing of two people kissing under it.Re: Talk
Really, some people are so childish. Thinks the girl wearing a folder on her head.
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"I MIGHT STILL BE PAYING OFF SOMETHING TOO"
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"BUT I SHAKE IT BETTER."
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"I'D HAVE TO COMPARE BEFORE I CAN JUDGE"
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