http://agent-principal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-09 01:01 pm
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School Announcements, 1/09/06

Smith begins the daily announcements for the day OMG late, because the mun accidently slept in

"Welcome, my friends, to the show that begins again. As sands through the hour glass, these are the days of your academic lives. Some points to direct you all to.

One, the Main Office is open to deal with you residential, enrollment, and other paperwork needs. However, one would request that you do not harass Mister Waddams with banter, so if you need to actually discuss a matter, please approach an appropriate administrator. If you are unsure who would be that appropriate administrator, please feel free to contact me directly.

Two, Doctor House has expressed an interest in receivign blood samples from the student body and our faculty. He especially wishes to recieve samples from those who may have varying biological differences from what one could consider the biological human norm. This is done so that Doctor House may have a base sample to compare blood work against, in case of medical emergency. If you are unwilling to give up such a sample, but are of a different biological make-up, I would highly recommend at least discussing those differences with the medical personnel, so they may be away of any particulars in case something tragic happens to your health.

Three, Those who would like more... personable contact with myself will find that I will be joining those dining in the Cafeteria at the designated lunch hour. Bon Appetite?

And Finally Four, for your own safety, please refrain from approaching Locker 327. It is a noted school hazard and should be avoided at all costs.

Thank you for your attention. Please enjoy your first fresh day of learning."

[ooc: Note for #4. Locker 327 is now a -controlled- NPC. It falls under the jurisdiction of our mod [livejournal.com profile] fh_anonymous. Please contact her for all your Locker 327 hopes and dreams, that she might possibly be able to make into shiny realities. ...Well, as much of a reality as anything else that goes on here.]

[identity profile] maias-notebook.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Maia cringes at the idea of getting poked with needles. I wonder if they can just send for my samples from back home