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Criminology and Death and Dying

Criminology

"Welcome to our class. I would just like to say to each and every one of you that it has been a pleasure to work with you this semester. I hope to see you all again next semester, and if you are leaving Fandom, I wish you nothing but the best. Keep in touch, even if you just may need a recommendation letter."

"If you have completed your interview project, you may pass it in now, but I am giving you until Wednesday to complete them. And as you know, if you need to, you may interview me or I can arrange someone for you."

"I also have a small gift for each of you, when you sign in. I hope you all have a happy holiday season."

Death and Dying

Grissom hands out a very boring, dry exam to everyone who enters.

"Please take your exam, and then hand it into me. Your grades will be available on Wednesday, but attendance in class is not required. I, however, will be here for the last meeting of Sociology of Deviance, so feel free to stop by.

I also have a gift for each of you, when you pass in your exam. I've enjoyed having you all in class, and I hope you have a nice winter break."

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~~Yay presents!~~

Welcome.

~~Yay!~~

John signs and hands in his interview with Tex (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/442652.html?thread=17998364#t17998364) in written form with quotes directly from Tex herself.

"Hi, Professor!"

"Hello, John. Thank you very much, excellent work as always."

Grissom pulls out a big green box containing this (http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00008BQYD.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg), and hands it to John. "Happy Holidays. I thought you might want like an addition to your small kitchen appliance collection. They're great for dorm rooms, so they tell me. ~~I don't think it talks, but you never know at this damn school~~."

John takes the gift and smiles with glee. "Thank you sir! Toasty will be happy to get a brother or sister. I really appreciate this."

"And they make excellent sandwiches," Grissom grins. "If you'd like to stop by on Wednesday, you may, there will be snacks. Otherwise, I'd like to let you know that you've received at A+ for the semester. If you ever need a letter, applying for college or an academy, I'd gladly write one on your behalf. Have a good break."

John is shocked and then breaks into a grin. "Well, sir. If I can manage my schedule, I am definitely planning on taking another class of yours. I learned a lot, had fun, ~~enjoyed the cheese puffs~~ and really liked coming here. Thank you, sir."

"You're welcome ~~for the snacks.~~ Take care."

~~all i want for christmas is you~~

Signs in

"Maia, hello," Grissom says warmly. "I was going to give you your gift later, but I have it with me if you'd like it now."

Maia smiled and blushed slightly "You didn't have to get me anything sir." She smiled "I have one for you as well, its in my dorm room though. I have to finish typing up my interview with Tonks but I'll get it to you by wed."

Grissom hands her a slender, golden package with a red bow at the top.

"Tell you what, I'll give you half of your present now, and half on Wednesday."

Inside the package is a bottle of wine with a 1938 vintage (http://www.french-old-wine-club.com/armagnac%201938-2.jpg).

Maia grinned at the package. "Ok I will bring your present on Wednesday." She took a peek at the gift and smiled wider "Oh I know just what I'm going to use this for." She grinned up at Grissom "Thank you Grissom, its wonderful."

"You're welcome, I'm glad you like it, ~~but you have to love a professor that gives you booze. My defense is you are older than I am.~~" he says a little awkwardly.

Maia nodded and smiled. ~~indeed and yes Grissom totally rocks~~

Angela hands in a transcript of her interview with Keith Mars.

"I won't be here Wedneday, so I'm handing in my final now."

She also has two presents for the teacher. One is something all her teachers are getting; the other is a litle more ... unique.

Grissom smile brightens even further. "This is very good work, Angela, thank you. And thank you very much for the gifts. Any suggestions on names?"

He hands her a small envelope, that contains subscriptions to Q (http://www.q4music.com/nav?page=q4music) and Under the Radar (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000DYF6Y/102-6537703-8693749?v=glance).

"I don't know if you read either of these, but I thought you might enjoy them."

Angela shakes her head. "I hadn't really thought bout names. Maybe name them after ... I don't know, either the Brady Bunch or famous serial killers. Or both."

She brightens at the subscription cards. "I love music magazines. Thanks, Dr. Grissom. Do you know what you're offering next term yet?"

Grissom chuckles, "I feel as if there is an urban legend in that somewhere."

"I don't believe the professors have received final approval yet of their schedules ~~and I need to finish mocking up the complete syllabi~~ but here is a copy of my proposal (http://www.livejournal.com/users/drgrissom/2005/01/01/). You'd be more than welcome in any class, Angela."

Angela glances over the syllabus with obvious interest. "Thanks, Dr. Grissom. Marty and I talked about maybe taking something together, if we could find anything that worked for both of us."

"Happy holidays."

Cameron hands in a report on his interview with Professor Tick (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/303527.html).

"A Mighty Spoon of Justice? Oh dear," Grissom chuckles, although he really does appreciate ridiculous metaphors.

"Excellent work as usual, Cameron." He hands him a rather large box with a shiny, green bow, with this inside (http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p450238reg.jpg).

"I heard you like basketball ~~from your user info~~; I actually had two of these. Solved the case of robbery at a sports agent's home once in Minnesota, who was friends with Larry Bird. If you don't like it, you could probably sell it on E-Bay anyway."

Cameron stares open mouthed at the ball. "No! No! I love it!" He looks up with a big grin at Grissom. "Thank you, s-Grissom. This is... Wow! Thank you!"

"You're welcome," Grissom says with a pretty wide grin. "You've certainly earned it, your work was stellar this semester. I hope to see you still in these halls in the spring, you are a true asset to this school."

Cameron ducks his head and smiles broadly. "Thank you, Grissom. That's... I'll definitely be back in this class next semester if there's room."

Welcome. ~~Now, take your damn test.~~

Allie takes her exam and passes with flying colors.

"Excellent work, Allie." Grissom hands her a small, shiny red bag containing this (http://www.pencity.com/Settelaghi/images/DrSet2.jpg). "Sorry, I didn't think to get you the pocket protector," he smirks.

"Thank you, Dr. Grissom," she says. "That's very kind of you."

Callisto signs in and takes the test.

She passes it easily, although there end up being numerous references to jazz hands in her answer.

"This is A work, Callisto. Thank you very much. Oh, and here," he says, handing her a small, silver bag containing these (http://www.supereggplant.com/archives/tipless%20gloves.JPG). "It's a little cold outside to do jazz hands properly, but these may help."

"Thanks teach." Callisto grinned, trying the gloves on.

Archie signs in and takes his exam. His answers are, on a basic level, mostly correct, though to the modern observer they might seem a touch uncivilized. One might even be so uncharitable as to say barbaric.

Grissom takes Archie's exam, and decides to take a look at it later.

"Thank you," he says, handing Archie a small box wrapped in simple holiday paper. It holds this. (http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO2-1733101_standard_v330.jpg) "Happy Holidays."

Stark takes his exam and does very well. Because, hey, he's supposed to be an expert on death.

"Good work, Stark. Thank you."

Grissom had quite a hard time selecting a gift for Stark. Eventually, he went with a gift certificate to the NPC Pizza Shop (http://www.spiralandcircle.com/pizza%20side%20new.jpg), because everyone likes pizza, right?

"Have a nice break, take care."

Buffy signs in and spends a great deal of time on her test. To her surprise, she actually knows all of the answers.

She passes with flying colours.

Grissom smiles warmly, "Good work, Buffy, thank you."

He then, befuddled as to what to get a somewhat girly girl as a gift, hands her a small envelope that has gift certificate to Sephora in it.

"Sorry for the gift not being very personal," he grumbles. "But I was told that a young girl would enjoy this. Have a nice winter break," he says honestly.

Takes the ~~damn~~ test.

Grissom smiles. "Nice, Martin. Good work."

He takes a small package out and hands it to Marty. No wrapping this time, just a small glass jar filled with a bright red powder.

"I figure you'll probably burn through that kit I gave you rather quickly," he says with a smirk. "This is Red Creeper fingerprinting powder - I make it myself. Hold on to this, for when you may really need it ~~because it is fucking geek hardcore!~~. I'm not making you anymore."

He looks vaguely amused ~~and wonders if he should demonstrate wax on, wax off,~~ as Marty looks at the jar.

Harry chews another pen while thinking up the answers to the ~~damn~~ test, but manages to get mostly correct answers.

"Good work, Harry."

Grissom smiles, and hands him a small, red box containing this (http://www.maps2anywhere.com/Graphics/Lewis-eye-glasses-care-kit.jpg).

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