Lifestyle Seminar, here today.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

The score is 127 for 5 (Flintoff caught and bowled by Warne), and the players are off for lunch. FOW at 2, 67, 67, 109, 126. Slartibartfast turns off the radio, opens his door and looks out at the deserted corridors of the school. He pins a note to the door.

Lifestyle seminar. Please come in and discuss your recent writing assignment, I'll be back in a bit.

And then he strolls off down the hall, leaving the door open, looking for some refreshment himself.

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[rosefern-todd.livejournal.com]

It was. Even now I smell stilton and I think of him.

Of course, it wasn't just the cheese responsible, it was my brother's fault as well. They never let me keep a boyfriend for longer than a few weeks before they chased him off. And that was the brave ones.

That's one of the reasons I came here, to try and get a social life.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

::he nods:: I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding one here Kate, everyone seems to want to talk to the prettiest girls.

I'm sure they only do it because they love you. *he smiles*
What exactly did they do?

[rosefern-todd.livejournal.com]

Stuffed cheese in his shoes, and then when he got wise to that, took to chicking it in his hair.

...

He was rather pathetic really. *Laughs*

It's just that it was so hard to get any boyfriend, as all the boys at home are scared of my brothers.

[rosefern-todd.livejournal.com]

OOC: that was meant to be chucking it, not chicking it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

*laughs*

Well, those mental pictures may stay with me for the rest of my life.
Did the poor guy ever recover? Although... if he left you because of some cheese, I don't know if he doesn't deserves to.