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History Class (12-09-05)

"So I hear you guys had some sorta show last night," Dewey says, disappointed. "I could've totally kicked it up with some wicked chords or something, but, y'know, whatever."

Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran)

"Today we will have a guest to tell us all about France in the early 15th Century. You've probably seen the movies, so you know she's completely hot. I'll let her introduce herself when she gets here, but dude. This is gonna rock!"
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Re: Our Special Guest

[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Joan of Arc, folks. I totally asked Bill Preston of Wyld Stallyns," air guitar, "to help me bring her in. So, um, like Joan, tell the class what it was like to be a warrior woman in medieval France."

Re: Our Special Guest

[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Please excuse my English. Have not been in practice for some time. As your portly teacher says, I am Joan D'Arc, from what you call 'France'. Women are not allowed leadership as you have here, like with woman aerobics instructors. But I do so anyway." She was at a loss of what to say. "Clothing is not so comfortable as yours."

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"How many people have you like, skewered on your mighty broadsword?"

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan looked slightly amused. "I do not count." She shook her head. "I am not meaning I cannot count, but I prefer to think of living, not as what Ted calls 'making notches'."

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"What about dragons? Did you totally slay dragons?"

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan blinked. "Dra..gon? I do not know this word."

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right. Sorry. French chick. Um, did you totally slay les dragons?"

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I.." Joan was confused. Maybe it was the language barrier. Maybe this teacher fellow had brain fever. "Am not thinking so." Then it occurred to her. "Oh! Dragon." She pronounced it correctly, then laughed. She didn't laugh for long, because she was a serious, traumatised person who was doomed for an unfair, untimely death. Those kinds of people just didn't laugh much. "Non, only persons and horses."

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. So, um, you know, you're totally doomed to..." No, sensitivity. "You might be doomed to an early death." He leans in and says in a near-whisper. "Do you really wanna die a virgin?"

Re: Our Special Guest

[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan leaned towards him, whispering back. "You know I am a religious crusader, yes?"

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so you like it kinky, then? I can totally dress up like The Pope. I got the costume."

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan gaped a little. "I do not think you are grasping my meanings."

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, I got you, freaky French chick. I bet you don't shave, huh? I like that. I could totally show you a holy experience."

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are a holy man?" Suddenly he made more sense. "Now we talk. About holy experience, which is what I seek." She wanted a holy experience so she could ask God what the heck he was on about this time. The mixed messages and waking her up in the middle of the night to chat about her destiny was getting annoying.

Re: Our Special Guest

[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. That is exactly what I mean." Dewey grins and winks at the class. "Come into my confessional." He leads her to a small storage closet. "Um, yeah. Class dismissed. I'm expecting a Hallelujah chorus." He steps inside.

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan tilted her head. If this was a confessional, things had certainly changed since her time. She stepped inside.

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[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
For a time, there is almost no sound from the closet except some rustling...

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[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Then there is a resounding crunch, crash and thud.

"Je casserai la gueuele à fils de pute! Nique ta mère!" Joan yelled as she flung the door open. "Holy man indeed!"


Re: Our Special Guest

[identity profile] fandom-sub.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Dewey crawls out of the closet. There's bruises already forming on his face. "That... was AWESOME! We should do it again! Call me?"
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Re: Our Special Guest

[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-12-09 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Phoebe is listening closely to what what of her favorite heroines from history is saying. That could be hero-worship shining in her eyes.
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