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Hey kids,

President Beeblebrox here, other wise known as "The best bang since the big one."

As I'm currently outrunning a few guys who feel that borrowing without intention to return intact is somehow punishable by lashing, I decided this would be a keen place to lie low.

I'm opening up registration for my class, "Fashion, Style, and all other things you need to know to be a Generally Hoopy Kid."

You lucky dogs.

I like to keep it wild and surprising, so there's not going to be a syllabus until the first day of class. This class is going to be a once a week deal, that goes down Thursdays at 4pm. Attendance is mandatory, unless you've got some hipper place to be.

Here are a few stipulations.

1. You must join the class with a partner. I can take 16 cats total, so that's eight pairs of partners.
2. You can't join with someone you know. Chat up a stranger, pair up in the comments, just get it done. Think of this as a way to sass out the hoopy from the tragically unhip.
3. Anyone who can float Principal Conner’s phone number my way gets…well, nothing, but it would definitely make you one heck of guy. Or girl. Or android.

EDIT: Registration will stay open until we have 8 pairs, or until the first class starts. Whichever comes first, you know?

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*wants to enroll, and looks around for a partner*

Hey there, wanna be partners?

*friendly smile* Yes! It is an honor to be your partner.

Rockage, I'm ~~Superboy Kon-El Connie~~ Conner. You can call me Kon though.

Hello Kon. I am Bagoas. My English not so good always. Hope this does not annoy you. *hopeful look*

Nah, as long as you teach me how to cuss in your language I'm cool with it.

Vile language a serious offense and highly improper where I am from. But still I know a few, and we are not there, yes? *conspiratorial smile*

I like the way you think dude, you ~~show~~ teach me yours I'll ~~show~~ teach you mine.

*big smile*

How about an all-purpose word for starters? You know fuck?

[OOC: Omg I had to!]

(OOC: If I new Old-Persian I would be in heaven. Sadly, I don't. But I can B.S. it as good as anyone :D))

*gives him two words, no doubt odd and barely pronouncable*

First used for lovers, for man and wife.
Second used for animals mating. If use as curse, this one you want.

*Blinks*

How does your mouth make those sounds? I can barely say immuninization.

English sound the same to me when I first hear it. *bg*

Huh. I gues it would wouldn't it?

*shy smile, nodding*

Heh heh.

~~You're pretty timmywouldkillme~~

[OOC: The misspell was on purpose BTW, Konnie said it wrongers.]

*doesn't even know its wrong*

[OOC: I added an extra ni I think, though I may have accidently spelled it right...]

*For those who can see things not part of standard reality, Death picks at his black robe, quizzically.*

Black robes? Hell, I'm all about the black robes, I'm a wizard! But it does seem to put off the muggles. You wanna partner?

*Pulls himself up to his full height, holding his scythe impressively*

*pets a cat that seems to have materialized out of his robe fondly for a few seconds before putting it away*

Draco looks at his new partners robes curiously. He wonders what else he could possibly have in there.

Uh, sure, I love cats.

Now, now. Don't everyone rush to be my partner all at once! *smiles cutely*

Ye be a fine lookin' wench. It'd be an honor to be paired with ye for this class.

If ye don't have any better offers, o' course.

*smiles*

Um. Not yet.

Sure. *tries not to stare at teeth*

Would ye like an apple?

*offers one*

*wanders in, looking bored*

I suppose this'll work. Anyone else looking for a partner? *put hand on hip, lowers chin, winks with a sultry smile* Come on, anyone?

have you stocked up on bandaids? If so, i'd like to be your partner :)

*looks you over*

You don't get out much, do you? And what's with the scissors?

dunno, they're just...there

*starts lower-lip-trembling-im-just-small-and-harmless-act*

Maybe i -should- get a tanner 0.o

*softens*

Nah, you don't want one of them. Skin cancer, y'know?

Yeah, sure, we can be partners. *smiles* Just... be careful with those scissors, okay?

no problem, and i will not try to touch your face because that's what gets me in trouble everytime :)

I'll definitely need fashion when I start my own band.

Looks like you'll need a partner, then.

*smiles winningly*

*blushes*

um, yeah, wow, of course.

I mean, yes, I will need a partner. I'm Lane.

A pleasure to meet you Lane, I'm Logan Huntzberger.

*Paige runs in* I'm not too late to sign up am I, sir? I really want to take this class! If anyone needs a partner let me know

I'd like to join the class...I could be yoour partner if you still need one.

Sure that works for me, I'm Paige Matthews

I'm already as cool as they come. *leans back in his chair and folds his arms cooly* But like my old friend Cyaler used to say, "The more you know, the more you get the Robobabes."

Anyone interested in being my partner?

Hi. My name is Carrie Bradshaw.

lovelylana and I would like to sign up for your class. :)

I would like to sign up for this course.

i_love_manolos said she would be my partner. *smiles winningly*

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