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[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Hey kids,

President Beeblebrox here, other wise known as "The best bang since the big one."

As I'm currently outrunning a few guys who feel that borrowing without intention to return intact is somehow punishable by lashing, I decided this would be a keen place to lie low.

I'm opening up registration for my class, "Fashion, Style, and all other things you need to know to be a Generally Hoopy Kid."

You lucky dogs.

I like to keep it wild and surprising, so there's not going to be a syllabus until the first day of class. This class is going to be a once a week deal, that goes down Thursdays at 4pm. Attendance is mandatory, unless you've got some hipper place to be.

Here are a few stipulations.

1. You must join the class with a partner. I can take 16 cats total, so that's eight pairs of partners.
2. You can't join with someone you know. Chat up a stranger, pair up in the comments, just get it done. Think of this as a way to sass out the hoopy from the tragically unhip.
3. Anyone who can float Principal Conner’s phone number my way gets…well, nothing, but it would definitely make you one heck of guy. Or girl. Or android.

EDIT: Registration will stay open until we have 8 pairs, or until the first class starts. Whichever comes first, you know?

Comments

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*wants to enroll, and looks around for a partner*

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*For those who can see things not part of standard reality, Death picks at his black robe, quizzically.*

[sooo_cute]

Now, now. Don't everyone rush to be my partner all at once! *smiles cutely*

[avenuebcat.livejournal.com]

*wanders in, looking bored*

I suppose this'll work. Anyone else looking for a partner? *put hand on hip, lowers chin, winks with a sultry smile* Come on, anyone?

[lane-drums.livejournal.com]

I'll definitely need fashion when I start my own band.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige runs in* I'm not too late to sign up am I, sir? I really want to take this class! If anyone needs a partner let me know

[bent-bender.livejournal.com]

I'm already as cool as they come. *leans back in his chair and folds his arms cooly* But like my old friend Cyaler used to say, "The more you know, the more you get the Robobabes."

Anyone interested in being my partner?

[i-love-manolos.livejournal.com]

Hi. My name is Carrie Bradshaw. lovelylana and I would like to sign up for your class. :)

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

I would like to sign up for this course. i_love_manolos said she would be my partner. *smiles winningly*