History Class (12-02-05)

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Dewey is listening to the Conkleheads and eating packaged snacks and candies while checking the scores on his Bumblebee phone.

Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran)

"The Renaissance was freakin' awesome. With like, art and stuff." He brings out the guitar.


"A world of darkness swept the land,
And to change all of this one man
Came to us and said 'Hey dudes!'
'Medievalism is kinda crude!'

"And his name waaaaaaas....

Dewey begins to strum madly. He actually hits a real tune now and again.

"Leonardo Da Vinci Pride of Florence,
You'll know of him when I finish my chorus,
He painted chicks and Jesus too
And whirligigs that might've flew!

"Some scholars claim that he was gay
But my man Leo wouldn't be that way
He was hip deep in the ladies candy
Mona would say he was randy!"

"Leeeeeeooooonaaaaardooooo! DA VINCI!"


"Your study question today is two-fold! One! Tell me how awesome my song was. Two! Describe what you'd do with the big LDV if you could hang out with him."

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Re: Intro. to World History to 1600 (Terran)

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Elizabeth politely applauded.

"I'd probably ask him about his designs, and where he got the ideas from," she said.