Hell

[sensethevisions]

Anyone know the nearest place to go get drunk?

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[conathon.livejournal.com]

Not sure but when you find out, come get me. I need it.

[sensethevisions]

I'll let you know when I find it.

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Thankya', darlin'.

[sensethevisions]

No problem.

[swerval_zero]

Isn't there a bar in town? Inebriated Sots....Pure Drunkeness...summat like that.

[sensethevisions]

You coming with me, Zero?

[swerval_zero]

No, I'm goin' to the common room party. I don't drink.

Janet Fraiser wants a look at those bites, if y'see her. She's somehow a doctor.

[sensethevisions]

I didn't start drinking until I came here.

After today...

Yeah, I'll find her tomorrow. No one should be around a morose and depressed Phoebe.

[swerval_zero]

Wait, did I miss something? What happened?

Y'didn' get locked in the bathroom, did you? Because I'll hunt the squallers down for you, if you want.

[sensethevisions]

No...a dishwasher.

[swerval_zero]

A dishwasher?

[sensethevisions]

Yes. I don't know if I will be able to walk tomorrow. Every muscle in my body is sore.

[swerval_zero]

Maybe you should go to the clinic...

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Ever hear of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? It's the single hippest drink in the galaxy, created by yours truly.

Stick with me babe, I'm from another planet.

[sensethevisions]

*looks him up and down*

Really now?

Where can I find one?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

We lift a spaceship and head off to the edge of the universe. Naturally.

You kids in?

[sensethevisions]

I'm in. I think Bruce is as well.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

Spaceship? End of the universe? Am I sure I'm not drinking now?

(OOC: Oh snap, replied to the wrong part)

[sensethevisions]

Closet with a potbellied shark is normal for you?

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

Point taken.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you've never been to ursa beta 6.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

Normally I'm completely against intoxication. Befuddles the mind, slows the sense and makes you useless.
But I was just stuck in The Closet for an hour with a potbellied shark and my hair's starting to turn pink. I think I'll help you on that search.

[sensethevisions]

Let's Go, then.

[mycanonhatesme]

Long day?

[sensethevisions]

Oh yeah.

[mycanonhatesme]

Did this have anything to do with our illustrious journalism professor?

[sensethevisions]

*sighs* How'd you guess?

Chloe... a dishwasher, I got locked in a dishwasher.

[mycanonhatesme]

You got what?! How...how is that even physically possible? Are you all right?

[sensethevisions]

I dunno. I didn't think I could bend that way.

I am sore. I am bruised.

I am plotting revenge on the Rover.

I am way too sober for the weekend I have had.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Walks by carrying coils of copper pipe an assorted junk*

Stop by in a week. I'm building a distillery in Jayne's basement.

Just... ah. Don't blame me if you go blind.

*Shifts weight and heads home*

[sensethevisions]

After what I have been through this weekend? I doubt your homemade alcohol will cause me to go blind.

[avenuebcat.livejournal.com]

Hey, you heading there now?

I'm not looking for a drink, but someplace better than this dump would be nice. Know what I mean?