Hell

[sensethevisions]

Anyone know the nearest place to go get drunk?

Comments

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Not sure but when you find out, come get me. I need it.

[swerval_zero]

Isn't there a bar in town? Inebriated Sots....Pure Drunkeness...summat like that.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Ever hear of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? It's the single hippest drink in the galaxy, created by yours truly.

Stick with me babe, I'm from another planet.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

Normally I'm completely against intoxication. Befuddles the mind, slows the sense and makes you useless.
But I was just stuck in The Closet for an hour with a potbellied shark and my hair's starting to turn pink. I think I'll help you on that search.

[mycanonhatesme]

Long day?

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Walks by carrying coils of copper pipe an assorted junk*

Stop by in a week. I'm building a distillery in Jayne's basement.

Just... ah. Don't blame me if you go blind.

*Shifts weight and heads home*

[avenuebcat.livejournal.com]

Hey, you heading there now?

I'm not looking for a drink, but someplace better than this dump would be nice. Know what I mean?