Shop Class: 12/1

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Upon entering the Danger Room Shop, you'll find that Mac has set it up to look like an abadoned mine which has recently caved in.

"Today's assignment? Using the elements around you, find a way to escape from the collapsed mine entrance."

Mac pauses a second before saying: "Try not to blow yourself up this time O'Neill."

Comments

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"What about technique? It was rather special."

Re: Class Assignment

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

"Dying isn't a technique or special. Unless you're an incarnation of Death, but we won't go there. So this time try and keep alive, got it? BTW... I ran into a friend of yours who called me General O'Neill. Is that your dad or something? I don't have to worry about another doppelganger, do I?"

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"But what if it involves chopsticks through people's brainstems? You've obviously never met Daniel.

...A friend of mine? Did he happen mention his name? And yeah, don't worry General Not-- I mean The General is..." Eugh. "He's a close genetic relation all right. We have some... issues. Not big on the love there."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam resisted the urge to thwap Jack on the back of the head. "Ixnay on the ainstembray, sir."

Re: Class Assignment

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac gives Jack a confused look. "Chopsticks? Brainstem? I think you've been watching too many kung-fu movies O'Neill. I ran into the guy at Thanksgiving dinner. I think his name was McKay? Owns a Fix-it shop?"

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"I was being theoretical. You know, like an example."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Strangely, the urge to thwap him has not receded.

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"What? You of all people know about theoreticals..."

Re: Class Assignment

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac gives Sam a look that probably means "If you don't thwap him, I will."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Jaack...." The warning tone was nothing out of the ordinary, but it confused her for a second. She hadn't used it with him in months.

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Caarrter?" Ah. Just like old times.

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

She tried her "I think you should stop talking now, sir" glare, but wasn't particularly hopeful about the results.

"Maybe you should dig your way out before you suffocate or starve to death in the cave, since that was your plan?"

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Right digging. Should probably get started on that, shouldn't I?"

Jack grabbed a shovel and got to work. He really hoped it didn't break this time.

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Only if you want to get out of here sometime today," she teased.

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Aw, but it's just like old times! All I need is a few more threats of immenent death."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure I could arrange that, if you really wanted."

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Eh, that's okay, the day's still early, I'll get more later."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

She couldn't help laughing at that. "The sad part is, you're probably right."

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"I garuntee it. I still haven't had Speech yet."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Oh, god."

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"What?"

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam tried to school her expression not to betray her alarm, but she did shoot Jack a look.