http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-12-01 05:43 am
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Criminal Justice Class 23

[OOC: He's back! And after a couple pretty serious classes, it's time to have some fun! Weeeeeee! And this is up a little extra early today because I am, too. Back to sleep for another hour, though! Class Info Link.]

*The Tick is at the podium, looking excited and maybe just a bit nervous. This was his first class in two weeks, after all. On his desk is his gradebook. It has, for some reason, some turkey feathers on it. There may be a story there. Lockheed is perched atop his normal bookcase.*

Hello, students! It's been a while! I understand that class has been good in my absence. I have to take a moment to thank Lockheed and Rory for filling in while I was taking care of a situation back home. Thank you both! You're extremely keen for helping me out like that!

A few points of note before our discussion today: First, extra credit should be given to Rory since I don't even know what it is. Second, remember, the end of term is less than a month away. You should probably start looking over your notes soon so you aren't caught unprepared at the last minute. Third, you'll get your quizzes back on Tuesday. Sorry for the delay, but things have been hectic.

And finally, we will be having a special class a week from Tuesday. On December 13th, we will be having a panel discussion. The panel will consist of four of my fellow superheroes from The City. Each one has a unique perspective on heroism and Justice, so it should be a fun time. For the people who aren't playing all four of them, plus Tick and Lockheed, at least. For people like that, we'll have a pool going for how long it takes before the mun's head explodes. Come prepared with plenty of questions for them!

Finally, our discussion. Put aside any ethical objections you may have to hunting. We're going to be looking at it from a strictly legal perspective.

I have reports of at least one incident where a hunter was misled by anthropomorphic animals - who have, it should be noted, pretty keen minds and are from the same dimension as our old friend Mr. Road Runner - into thinking that it was rabbit season when it was, in fact, duck season. Now, this man, Mr. Elmer Fudd, is a professional hunter, fully licensed for hunting and handling firearms. If he is tricked by the animals into shooting an out-of-season animal - such as a rabbit, a goat, a mongoose, a dirty skunk, or a baseball - what should happen to Mr. Fudd? Should he be punished? Lose his hunting license? Or should he get off because he was tricked? And should anything be done to the animals who performed this trickery?

Discuss!
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-12-01 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaye looks around for Rory, but doesn't see her yet, so she raises her hand. "I always liked the duck best anyway. Hey, Mr. The Tick, sir?" She pulls a book out of her bag, and shows it to him. It's Magic for Morons: The Secrets of Illusion Revealed for Schmucks Like You, by GOB Bluth.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly a ball flies out of nowhere and into Jaye's lap.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The ball is closely followed by a wolf cub.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-12-01 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, hey, hi, Crunchwolf," Jaye says, moving back in her seat so as not to be completely trampled by a ball-searching fuzzy wolf puppy. She grabs the ball, and pretends to toss it away.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This time he isn't fooled and starts bouncing on Jaye's lap as he tries to reach the ball.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-12-01 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oof! Oh my God, you're lucky you're cute," she says, and really does throw the ball across the room.

((*doesn't want to go to work* *wants to play with fuzzy puppy*))

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameron barks once, softly, and jumps after the ball. Actually catching it this time. He seems to look quite proud of himself.


[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, he did it again. Whining softly, Cameron moves under the desk and curls up against Vala's feet. He drops the ball between his paws and rests his chin on it. It's not exactly his seat, but he's out of the way and might not get distracted from here.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-12-02 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Extra credit."
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-12-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Temporary Professor Rory said it was?"
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-12-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Jaye's kind of lost on why he's lost. "According to Temporary Professor Rory, yeah."