http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-12-01 05:43 am
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Criminal Justice Class 23

[OOC: He's back! And after a couple pretty serious classes, it's time to have some fun! Weeeeeee! And this is up a little extra early today because I am, too. Back to sleep for another hour, though! Class Info Link.]

*The Tick is at the podium, looking excited and maybe just a bit nervous. This was his first class in two weeks, after all. On his desk is his gradebook. It has, for some reason, some turkey feathers on it. There may be a story there. Lockheed is perched atop his normal bookcase.*

Hello, students! It's been a while! I understand that class has been good in my absence. I have to take a moment to thank Lockheed and Rory for filling in while I was taking care of a situation back home. Thank you both! You're extremely keen for helping me out like that!

A few points of note before our discussion today: First, extra credit should be given to Rory since I don't even know what it is. Second, remember, the end of term is less than a month away. You should probably start looking over your notes soon so you aren't caught unprepared at the last minute. Third, you'll get your quizzes back on Tuesday. Sorry for the delay, but things have been hectic.

And finally, we will be having a special class a week from Tuesday. On December 13th, we will be having a panel discussion. The panel will consist of four of my fellow superheroes from The City. Each one has a unique perspective on heroism and Justice, so it should be a fun time. For the people who aren't playing all four of them, plus Tick and Lockheed, at least. For people like that, we'll have a pool going for how long it takes before the mun's head explodes. Come prepared with plenty of questions for them!

Finally, our discussion. Put aside any ethical objections you may have to hunting. We're going to be looking at it from a strictly legal perspective.

I have reports of at least one incident where a hunter was misled by anthropomorphic animals - who have, it should be noted, pretty keen minds and are from the same dimension as our old friend Mr. Road Runner - into thinking that it was rabbit season when it was, in fact, duck season. Now, this man, Mr. Elmer Fudd, is a professional hunter, fully licensed for hunting and handling firearms. If he is tricked by the animals into shooting an out-of-season animal - such as a rabbit, a goat, a mongoose, a dirty skunk, or a baseball - what should happen to Mr. Fudd? Should he be punished? Lose his hunting license? Or should he get off because he was tricked? And should anything be done to the animals who performed this trickery?

Discuss!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameron might comment about how the hunter should be better informed if he's going to do something that could potentially dangerous. As it is, he kinda gets distracted at the thought of hunting.

Lifting his muzzle, he sniffs up the air. Is that a mouse scent? He jumps from the seat he has taken and starts sniffing around the floor as if he's following some kind of trail.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The trail leads Crunchwolf Cameron underneath several of the tables and he ends up walking over a lot of feet from his fellow students. Until he finally reaches a part that smells fresher. He speeds up, dashing between Tick's legs and underneath the teacher's desk until he finds a small crack in the wall and starts barking at it.

This instinct thing kinda blows.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Food. Cameron sniffed it, gobbled it down and then looked up hopeful at the Tick.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, he's being bribed for something that should be natural. Cameron whines softly and goes back to his desk.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Vala pats him sympathetically on the head.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameron curls up, tucks his nose under his tail and watches the class quietly.