Biology

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*On the tables in front of the students, there is an assortment of supplies. Glass tubes, clear plastic tubing, red dye, gelatin, water, and various other odds and ends.*

*In the front of the classroom is a perky teacher, leaning a model against the chalkboard.*

Today, you guys will be making me a model of the human circulatory system. You may work together in small groups. I will be watching to be certain every person contributes.

Enjoy. *She is smiling almost gleefully.*

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[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana gestures to what they've done so far. "I'm glad you joined us."

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Glad to help out." he drops a wink to let them know he did indeed hear everything. "So, what's next. I got the atriums, ventricals and thersicals labeled on the heart."

He lowers his voice and says "And what exactly are body shots?"

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana throws her hands up into the air. "I give up! You people are all hopeless!" She laughs despite herself. "But I'm not touching that explanation. You'd better have Maia fill you in."

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

It was Maia's turn to go three shades of red now. "Well a body shot, well its usually either a shot of alcohol in a test tube" Maia held up a test tube "That is then placed in between a woman's breasts and the other person puts their head down to get the shot or its a double ended um.. test tube and one person puts it in their mouth and the other person blows and it shoots the shot into your mouth." Maia coughed watching Sara to make sure she was not overhearing them. "So yeah that's um the ones I know about" Maia blushed again slightly.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han laughs quietly. "Maybe when we aren't doing an assignment."

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana shakes her head. "I can't believe we're having this conversation here. Though... it *is* biology class..."

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia raised an eyebrow and smiled "Definitely, What about you Lana? Up for some body shots sometime?" Maia gave her an innocent smile yet again.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"I suppose it would depend on whom I was doing body shots *with*," Lana replied archly then giggled.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia bite her lip, raised an eyebrow and suppressed a giggle as she looked from Lana to Han then back to Lana.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

*wisely refuses to comment*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han gives her the double eyebrow waggle and starts trying to fit the heart into the model. "We're short a couple of veins here, girls."

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"Han, I think you've, um... a human heart only has *four* chambers." Lana looks curiously at his model.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia hands him some of the lard/geletin she had mixed up "There he can be an unhealthy Male at the age of 60 with bad cholesteral. or..." Maia went to the mini fridge and pulled out the chilled geletin ones "A healthy 16 year old girl." She beams at Lana and holds out both samples for Han

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"But the... *six* chambers...?" Lana shakes her head. "Okay, whatever. But you two are explaining to Ms. Sidle."

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Let's be unique and go with the gross one."

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia grinned and handed him the lard/geletin one. "Go for it. Hardening of the arteries, here we come."

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Mine has six." Han looks confused.

"Oh, mainstock human, right." He pares the thersicles off the model. "Better?"

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"Well, more like what Ms. Sidle wants, no doubt."

Lana looked at him curiously. "Really? You have six?"

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Yep." Han shrugs. "I ain't quite human, doll."

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana looks at him curiously, wondering... No. She is definitely NOT wondering. Not, not not. She *is* blushing though and quickly turns back to the model.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

He smiles as she blushes. "Catch me out of class and I'll let you have a taste, sweetheart." Before she can drop anything die of embarassment, he quickly adds, "A kiss kind of taste. My skin enzymes are sweet, not salty like yours."

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana looks a little embarrassed, but also intrigued. "Maybe... maybe I'll take you up on that."