Ash's Art Appreciations, Lecture #9

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Ash paces back and forth in front of the classroom, until he's satisfied with the number of students in the seats. He then stops pacing, opens a book, and begins reading.

He's reading "Green Eggs and Hamelt".

When he is finished, he shuts the book and asks the questions for discussion.

"Alright knuckleheads. Say you were making a still-life painting of eggs and ham, and you decided to paint the eggs green. Here are your questions:

One, would Dr. Seuss sue you?

Two, Would it be art?

Three, Would it taste good?

Four, Would you paint it on a boat?

Five, Would you paint it with a goat?

Six, Why does my TA get naked for other people?

Seven, What would Brian Boitano Do?

Eight, Who's on First?

Nine, What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Ten, Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Eleven, Why do I keep dreaming of Leonardo Da Vinci coming back to life and beating me to death with an easel?

Twelve, What did you think of the book?


Alright, discuss!

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Ash cannot see the invisible. However, Callisto is only pretending to be invisible, and Ash doesn't have the type of imagination to believe that.

"Hey, TA? Next time you get a game of cards goin', let me know, alright?" He adds a wink, because he's dirty dirty like that.

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Callisto sinks lower in her seat, and starts writing out her answers, since she has mysteriously lost the ability to form coherent sentences.

1. He's dead, so no.

2. It'd be surrealist art.

3. No, it's a painting, canvas is not food.

4. Why would you paint eggs onto a boat?

5. omgdirty No.

6. *scribble through what looks like some very rude phrases*

7. I'm sure he'd kick your an ass or two.

8. That's good to know.

9. Right...

10. There are?

11. Because you're a psychic ninja who can see the future you are insecure about your ability to teach art.

12. Good for throwing.