Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio # Something

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Ash stands in front of the class. Construction paper, plastic scissors, crayons, glue, feathers, sequins, beads, the whole very lot is spread out today. The instructions are, gasp, NOT on the chalkboard. When students arrive Ash holds up a piece of construction paper, and begins demonstrating.

"You put your hand on the paper like so." He places his hand on the paper. "Then you trace around it, and you've got yourself the basis for a HAND TURKEY, kids! Have fun! Go gobble-gobble wild!"

"Oh, and Jake Gavin? If you wanna turn in that extra credit, any time is fine. Any time."

Ash sits at his desk, and begins playing Tetris on his Gameboy. He looks up suddenly.

"Oh, and has anybody seen my fez?"

Comments

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala is amused by this approach to art not having done it Every. Frickin'. Year. as a kid like the rest of us poor suckers!, draws herself a nice hand turkey, then proceeds to go wild with the glitter and sequins. By the time she's done it looks like something out of an ancient temple or even a Goa'uld's worst nightmare.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto wonders, not for the first time, how the frell Ash got his job, before dutifully drawing a hand turkey.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa draws a hand turkey, and puts a fez on it before turning it in.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa was entirely too entertained by this assignment. By the end of class he had an entire hand-turkey crew for a construction-paper ship he had christened the "Jolly Gobbler."

Predictably, they all had eyepatches.

[stykera]

Stark isn't sure how a hand is supposed to resemble a bird. He's certainly never seen any birds that look like hands. But he enjoys himself making his turkey. He even fashions a tiny mask for its face, just because he can.