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[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

201--Speech

Please use these three words to prompt you to write me a 5 to 7 minute speech. Use what you know, I'm not going over it again.
[She writes on the board]
BOYS ARE STUPID

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301--Non Verbal
Yesterday we talked about how strong emotions can be written all over us, making it impossible to lie. Today, one question, and you know that means there's more to it.

WHY?

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker grins blindinglin at C.J., then starts making a list of the ways in which, in fact, boys are stupid.


M:
They don't ask about your feelings.
They don't ask about your friends.
They never talk about their feelings or their friends, even when you've made it clear you'd be okay with that.

J:
They call and then they hang up.
They don't call and don't call and they make you worry.
They actually think that avoiding you is *protecting* you.

A.P.:
Thinks he can conceal existence of boyfriend and girlfriend Significant Other
Does not bring his minions chocolate

A:
Comes by to apologize after a rampage.
Thanks you.
Likes Manilow!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Parker wins. *giggling*]

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

[Walking around she sneaks a peek at Parker's notes, and points to one in particualr] They are telephone challenged. Because they're stupid.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Exactly," Parker agrees with vehemence. "It's a device for communication, not a TV remote! They treat it like it's a toy to be played with, not a method for telling people they're alive and haven't joined a cult and started selling flowers on the freeway. Because they are stupid."

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Stupid boys who don't talk...it's a good thing they're hot. [She walks off, smiling to herself and humming Pallacio...the diamonds are forever song.]

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

{{I *apologized* already, damnit.}}

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

{{I'm sorry, did you neglect to notice I'm a girl and reserve the right to complain for daaaays to anyone who will listen?}}

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

{{Has Jack's Roses deliver flowers}}

{{Has NPC Jeweller deliver shiny rocks.}}

{{Grovels. A lot.}}

{{Is cute.}}

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

{{Ooh! Stuff!}}

Diamonds...she'll pretty much have to.