The Administrators Office

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

Sue sneaks into her office, trying not to be seen any one, still vainly hoping that she can pretend to have been in her office for the last three days. She is wearing black suit with white t-shirt, the only problem is the black bra on top of the t-shirt.

The strap on dildo she is carrying as if is were a handbag, just adds to the picture.

She flips the sign on her office door, so that it reads

"OFFICE OPEN FOR SUPPLY REQUESTS"

The dildo gets hung on the back of the chair.

(OOC: RL took over the last few days, many apologies. If anyone needs to contact me when I'm not playing you can get me at sueofthecamels@gmail.com.)

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[prof-hellboy.livejournal.com]

*Pauses in walking by, watches for a moment, then walks away muttering "Rack and a half on that one..."*

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Wanders in, stops for a moment to stare at the dildo hanging from the chair. Though he can't tell what substance its made of, he's a teenage boy with an active imagination, and guesses its purpose quickly. He clears his throat and deliberately looks at Sue instead.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need a standard set of writing utensils, notebooks, at least three packs of chalk, and a ruler set."

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

Taking a large, gothic looking key from her desk, Sue goes over to a re-enforced metal door, and unlocking it goes inside. There is a loud growing followed by some rapid banging and then a sound of a very large animal in pain. Sue reappears, supplies in her arms kicking the door shut with her foot. There is what looks like a vine in her hair.

"Here you go. Now scram."

She sits back down adjusting her bra over her t-shirt.

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

"Thank you ma'am."

He takes a last glance at her chest, then scrams.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige wanders in* Erm you didn't confirm my room *she eyes the bra and dildo interesting but as it was empty and some else gave me a key I just moved in is that with you?

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

Sure, Princess, whatever.

*Adjusted bra and then scribbles gibberish on a piece of scrap paper*

See, I've even made a note of it.

*Smiles insincerely*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige clearly sees her draw a cow*

Thanks for that then

[conathon.livejournal.com]

If there was anything that could stop Sawyer in his tracks, it was a beautfiul woman, especially with such big...breasts like that. He stared at her for the longest time, popping out a cigarette and lighting it, his fingers running over the scruff on his chin. Here goes nothin'.

"How about, you put that dildo out of use, darlin'?" he said smoothly. Sawyer, you sly dog you!

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you a pretty boy.

*Leans over the desk and pinches your cheek*

Who a pretty little boy, then? Who's a pretty little boy?

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, he always thought he was good looking and her praise was boosting his ego. It was quite big afterall. Cheesy.

"Aren't you well endowed? Aren't you well endowed?" he played back, with a cheeky grin on his face, dimples showing.

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you what boyo, you show me your moves over there, *points to a pole on a raised platform in the corner of her office* I'll lock the door, put on faithful *points at dildo* and I'll fuck you over the desk.

Or if you're a really good boy, I'll bring the stallion into play. *pulls out of desk drawer a black PVC strap-on dildo, at twice the length and thickness of the first dildo*

I promise I'll have you begging for your Mummy.

[names-cotton.livejournal.com]

*the lanky boy wanders in the room with his parrot oh his sholder*

The parrot shrieks and then says "We be needin supplies matey." Then bobs up and down trying to look charming. Then letting out a slow wolf whistle.

*The boy rolls his eyes at the bird's flirtatiousness*

*He then hands the woman a grubby piece of parchment with a short supply list scribbled in terrible handwritting*

*The boy eyes the dildo hanging off the chair and suddenly looks VERY uncomfortable*

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

*Taking the rather gothic looking key out of her drawer, Sue, unlocks and enters the storeroom. Terrifying screams and moans issue forth, until Sue reappears with the supplies*

Here you go. So, how good is the parrot at poledancing?

[names-cotton.livejournal.com]

The parrots eyes start flashing wildly at the woman. Bouncing up and down excitedly while emitting whistles and happy growls.

*The boy gets a horrified look on his face, grabs the supplys, shoves the parrot into his jacket and flees the room in terror.*

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*comes in, and bows automatically*

Ma'am. This is place I go to get supplies? I need notebook, pen, and pencils... *trails off seeing dildo*

*smiles, relaxing visibly after a moment*

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

*Smiles salaciously*

Got everything you need right here.

Need anything... special?

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*wanders past*

I hear I need suppli--

*spots strap-on*

I think we got everything I need back on the ship, thanks.

*leaves at something short of a dash, bad memories on his heels*

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

Erm...hallo? I *do* hope zhat I'm not interrupting anything.

...*edges around chair*

If it's not too much trouble, I vould greatly appreciate a bookshelf or bookcase of some sort. Zhat's all, zank you.

Um. *edges back around chair*

*backs out door*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

Ahh excuse me, I was wondering who I should talk to about getting all the things I need?

[sueofthecamels.livejournal.com]

That would be me, myself, moi, I.

Sit down and tell old Auntie Sue what you need.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steele_/]

Ah...

*Steele pauses and then smiles at Ms. White*

Thank you.

*he takes a seat*

I was wondering if I could acquire an A4 drawing pad, several charcol and 4B pencils, a note pad and some Swiss Cheese... for research purposes of course.

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

Hi, erm, I need some big and fluffy things, teddy bears if you have them, so we can cover scissors__'s hands so he doesn't hurt other people in Wrestling club. It's gonna be okay, right?