The Library is Open - 11/17

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is bemusedly staring at his new pet, a salamander -- the kind that lives in fire. He managed to find a glass terranium that can withstand high heat and the salamander is happily ensconced in it. A sign in front of the terranium announces, "Name the Salamander!" and slips of paper, pens and a drop box are immediately to one side.

((Please only post names in comment thread for naming salamander.))

Comments

Re: Talk to the librarian

[janet_fraiser]

"Fine then," says Janet, laughing at him. "You're lazy. And it's not that I care if anyone complains--though they could try. It would be pretty funny. It's that I don't want to be the only one left standing just before Parents Weekend. We don't have enough back-up in case the rest of us aren't feeling well."

She handed him a sheet of paper and a marker. "Go stick up a sign. We'll make everyone bribe us with coffee interview with us for the job. If they can handle the staff, they can sure as hell handle the library patrons."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

"Explain to me how you end up being the one in charge and I end up sticking signs up?" Methos asks plaintively.

Re: Talk to the librarian

[janet_fraiser]

"Because you're incredibly apathetic and I'm only slightly less so?" says Janet, grinning at him. "Or because my penchant for organization and giving orders has overtaken your penchant for hiding out in the stacks and making out with your girlfriend and/or boyfriend. I'm not really sure which."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[swerval_zero]

Because we own your soul, sir. Also, could you put up this notice reminding Wesley Wyndham-Pryce to stop by for torture to pick up his library card?

Re: Talk to the librarian

[janet_fraiser]

Janet grins evilly at Zero.

"Should we have the lyrics on hand, or make him wing it?"

Re: Talk to the librarian

[swerval_zero]

I say we make him wing it. The muckin' it up has the potential to be just as hilarious as the accompanying hand motions. *smirk of pure evil*

Re: Talk to the librarian

[janet_fraiser]

"I think that's a brilliant idea," says Janet. "We're videotaping this and selling it."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Unless he approaches on his knees, eyes averted, knocking his head on the floor every five feet." Parker thinks for a second. "Actually, that might make a better tape than his singing would."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[janet_fraiser]

"He'd never do it," said Janet. "Besides, it's more boring than singing."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Singing *and* dancing definitely outranks it," Parker agrees. "And you're right, he'd never do the head-knocking. His glasses might fall off."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[janet_fraiser]

"I wonder if he's ever going to come in and pick up his card?" asked Janet. "Or if he's going to try to sneak in when we're not around."

Re: Talk to the librarian

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I'm betting sneak." Parker smirks. "It won't do him any good, though. He can't get it unless one of us is here, right?"

Re: Talk to the librarian

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

[[Fire at will. :)]]

Re: Talk to the librarian

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: Well, now I am.)

Re: Talk to the librarian

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: *flails the flail of the helpless* Where is it?)