The Library Is Open (11/3/05)

[janet_fraiser]

Janet dragged herself from Criminal Justice to the library, unlocked it, and tried to decide if she felt like working today sat down behind the Collections Desk. She started checking in books very, very slowly.

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[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"That's some heavy duty wishful thinking, Janet. Either of those would have been good. And I'm surprised you don't just sedate him until he's better as standard practice. Such a baby."

[janet_fraiser]

"I know. He was so compliant as a Neanderthal. With me, anyway. A girl's got to dream, doesn't she? It was unethical. The ethics committees of the world have yet to meet Jack O'Neill."

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Yes, she does need to dream, I guess. *eg* Oh, he was pretty compliant with me as a Neanderthal, too, if I remember correctly."

"We could introduce him. Send him videotapes from the infirmary."

((OOC: And today's random show tune moment is brought to you by The Man of La Mancha..."To dream...the impossible dream..."))

[janet_fraiser]

Janet laughed. "A compliant Jack O'Neill is one of my fondest, most unattainable dreams. With that tank top, how could he not be compliant?"

"We should. It would revolutionize patient care, or at the very least, it would make my life easier."

OOC: I keep trying to talk my friend into vidding Teal'c to 'The Knight of the Woeful Countenance.'

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"How sick is it that if he showed up, completely agreeable and compliant, we'd assume he'd been attacked by a gremlin and send him back to the clinic? He could have been uninterested."

"And Doctor Wilson's too, I imagine."

ooc: Hee.

[janet_fraiser]

"Either it's completely sick, or it proves how well we know the little delinquent," said Janet. "Did I mention that I started having suspicions about you two during my first week there?"

"I like Dr. Wilson, but he's entirely too sharp for my own good."

ooc: Alternately, I need to get my hands on eps of 'The Critic' and get sound bites of lines about "the kid from Easter Island." Because I could have so much fun with that.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam started laughing at the description of Jack. "I'm going to have to start calling him JD. Huh. I wonder what his middle name is? Don't tell me that. Tell me we were really good at hiding things and that no one had a clue what was going on. Tell me there was no betting pool."

"Yeah, there's one or two professors I've got like that, too. Yet another reason to hope no one else goes to the infirmary."


ooc: *snerk*

[janet_fraiser]

Janet snickered. "You know, I actually know his middle name. It's on his medical records. But I think JD is a beautiful nickname for him. As far as I know, there was no betting pool, and keep in mind that I'm very perceptive."

"Did I warn you about the librarian yet? Very perceptive."