What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students entered into the classroom they would only see one Jamie. Just one.

And the expression on his face meant that this would probably not be one of those silly insane classes he was famous for. Nope.

"Good morning class," Jamie said as the students marched into the room. "Glad to see you're all back and alive. And now? It's time for your final exam."

He handed out blue books. He handed out the test questions and placed them face down on each desk.

"You have five minutes to answer all the questions. You may begin... now."

Comments

Re: The TA

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Oh well in that case carry on," Jamie sitting back and putting his feet up on an neighboring desk. "I'm all about the exploding of heads."

Just in case Claudia missed that in class.

Re: The TA

[notmyownage]

"He's an old fogey, too, so his head explodes really well." Heads got better at exploding with age. They were like a fine wine. "Kind of like the teacher you had us sing at, only older. And with really fluffy eyebrows."

Re: The TA

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Does he wear a flowy robe and cape?" Jamie asked. "Because if so, I'll be happy to meet him and mess with his head."

Re: The TA

[notmyownage]

"Alas, I can barely convince him to wear a nice jacket. He's got some interesting hats to wear when he's fixing the fish, though."