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What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

When the students entered into the classroom they would only see one Jamie. Just one.

And the expression on his face meant that this would probably not be one of those silly insane classes he was famous for. Nope.

"Good morning class," Jamie said as the students marched into the room. "Glad to see you're all back and alive. And now? It's time for your final exam."

He handed out blue books. He handed out the test questions and placed them face down on each desk.

"You have five minutes to answer all the questions. You may begin... now."

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Like a test taker.

And when you turn the page to reveal the test questions you will see:

"What does a doorknob taste like?"

Yep. That's the only question.

Hey I said it "would probably not be one of those silly insane classes".

PROBABLY.

"See?" Jamie said when everyone was done with their exam. "That wasn't too bad was it? Now it's time for a movie. And not just any move. Possibly the best movie that was ever made here on this island."

The room was now flooded with dupes. They had food. Lots of food. Klondike bars. Twinkies. Grape Judases. Non-whip low-fat soy lattes. And a cheesecake.

There was also now a film projector and a screen.

"Ladies and Gentlemen? I give you... The Fandom Chicken (http://importantman.livejournal.com/35323.html). Enjoy."

Who would no doubt love the Fandom Chicken movie. And all of it's sequels.

Who could be found sitting at the back of the classroom feeding two weasels a large amount of Slim Jims.

Thank you all for being a wonderful class and putting up with Jamie's insanity. You've made me laugh every week and I look forward to torturing you all next semester.

Did I say torture? I meant teach. Yes. That's it.

I die a little the further back in time I go with those when I realize how much even the style of gameplay around here has changed since then. My old prose makes me wince!

But omg, so much fun. I'm sorry my boy's going to miss this class- he's off living out his other two minutes of canon. D:

But thank you for an awesome semester. This class was made of win. ALL OF THE WIN.

Cara

Dave Nelson

This was simple.

I have no idea. You had me lick the ceiling.

Shh, I remember not even using full prose. I prefer not to remember it.

MY GIRL IS OFF WITH HIM.

I HAVE BEEN PROMISED EVIL!JAMIE TIME. SO, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE CLASS, ONLY POSSIBLY MORE INSANE AND WITH BEATINGS! \o/ \o/

Claudia Donovan

Claudia spent most of the class debating whether Jamie was looking for an honest answer, or something absurd.

At T-minus-thirty seconds, she realized she'd just have to pick something and run with it. And that's how her answer ended up being "tabernacle".

She liked it so much she was bootlegging it with her phone's camera.

Possibly so she could show it to Artie and ask if it might be better filed in the film vaults of the Warehouse.

NOOOOOOOO. CLAUDIA WANTS TO BE JAMIE'S TA FOREVER!

Well, no, she really doesn't. But I wouldn't mind it.

Sam LaCroix

Mercy Thompson

Germy. And metally. And sadly, not at all like bacon.

What? Mercy didn't need to actually LICK one to tell you that!

Freddie Benson

Freddie stared at the question for the first minute, racked his brain for the second, and then finally just wrote 'A doorknob' as his answer.

Cara didn't really care about passing this class at this point.

So she wrote 'SCIENCE'.

It was the kind of random and inane reply Jamie seemed enamoured of.

"I have a copy burned to DVD," Jamie said offering Claudia a non-whip soy latte. "Save yourself the trouble."

"But this way I can send it to Artie immediately," Claudia said, accepting the latte. "Uh, I mean -- okay, yeah, there's not really another way to spin that other than I wanna send it to my friend Artie and make his head explode."

"Oh well in that case carry on," Jamie sitting back and putting his feet up on an neighboring desk. "I'm all about the exploding of heads."

Just in case Claudia missed that in class.

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