What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students entered into the classroom they would only see one Jamie. Just one.

And the expression on his face meant that this would probably not be one of those silly insane classes he was famous for. Nope.

"Good morning class," Jamie said as the students marched into the room. "Glad to see you're all back and alive. And now? It's time for your final exam."

He handed out blue books. He handed out the test questions and placed them face down on each desk.

"You have five minutes to answer all the questions. You may begin... now."

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And the rest of the class...

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"See?" Jamie said when everyone was done with their exam. "That wasn't too bad was it? Now it's time for a movie. And not just any move. Possibly the best movie that was ever made here on this island."

The room was now flooded with dupes. They had food. Lots of food. Klondike bars. Twinkies. Grape Judases. Non-whip low-fat soy lattes. And a cheesecake.

There was also now a film projector and a screen.

"Ladies and Gentlemen? I give you... The Fandom Chicken (http://importantman.livejournal.com/35323.html). Enjoy."

Re: And the rest of the class...

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

...Yep. This was definitely something Squall could believe that Professor Madrox liked.

Well, at least watching it was something to do.

Re: And the rest of the class...

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Annie did a lot of staring. And possibly some wondering about whether or not there had been drugs in the water supply back when this was made.