Bringing Literature To Life--Through Violence! [Tuesday, Second Period]

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It was entirely possible that students might recognize the layout of the Danger Shop today. It was also possible that they wouldn't. After all, some of them probably hadn't paid any attention to last week's movie.

But for those who had, things probably looked suspiciously like the (completely historically accurate) jousting grounds from the film.

"Today you're going to live a day in the life of a European knight." As interpreted by Hollywood during a period in which historical accuracy hadn't been much of a priority, and ridiculousness had. "While no one is required to joust, that's mostly a concession to the fact that not all of you have ridden before. Still, I recommend you try it anyway."

Max grinned. "And even if you don't, you'll be dueling. Remember that while honorable combat is epitomized in the joust, other forms of dueling are acceptable. There are horses and weapons, from which you may take your pick."

Max's grin widened. "Oh, and armor." Full plate, already sized for each student and hanging on an armor stand with their name attached. "Which each and every one of you is required to wear." Somehow Max managed not to snicker. "I recommend you give each other a hand with it since it's not really designed to be put on by a single person. And if you require further assistance, don't hesitate to ask for it." Because Max would gladly laugh at help anyone who needed it.

"So armor up, grab some weapons, and defend your honor."

Comments

Re: The lecture

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam wondered if the plate mail meant that she could just smack people around and they wouldn't feel it.

That'd be pretty cool.