Warren Worthington III (
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fandomhigh2011-11-18 06:35 am
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The Fifteen Labors of Fandom, Session 12, Period 1
Today, Herc's class had been handwavily notified to dress for the weather. Why? Because there was a little bit of a field trip to be had today, led not by Hercules, but by his slightly smaller, fine feathered friend.
Warren was kind of making a face at the wriggly pug puppy that was tucked under one arm, yes.
"So, since this class is about this guy's twelve labors and then some," he said, nodding down to Hercules-the-puppy, "today, we're going to be learning about the Ceryneian Hind. The Hind was, essentially, this massive deer with golden antlers and bronze hooves. It belonged to the goddess Artemis and could outrun an arrow in flight. And Hercules had to catch it."
You guys could see where this was going, right?
"Since I can't really ask him how he went about it right now, I'll just say that the myths have a bunch of different theories, that range everywhere from asking Artemis nicely to chasing the Hind for a full year without stopping and tackling it when it went to sleep. Today, we're going to say hi to Fandom Island's slower, smaller, more teal cousins of the Hind, and we're going to do it in a much simpler way. Everyone grab a bucket of oats, and let's head out to the preserve. We'll just hang out with people today. Get to know our classmates, talk a lot, and maybe we'll see some hinds of our own."
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Warren was kind of making a face at the wriggly pug puppy that was tucked under one arm, yes.
"So, since this class is about this guy's twelve labors and then some," he said, nodding down to Hercules-the-puppy, "today, we're going to be learning about the Ceryneian Hind. The Hind was, essentially, this massive deer with golden antlers and bronze hooves. It belonged to the goddess Artemis and could outrun an arrow in flight. And Hercules had to catch it."
You guys could see where this was going, right?
"Since I can't really ask him how he went about it right now, I'll just say that the myths have a bunch of different theories, that range everywhere from asking Artemis nicely to chasing the Hind for a full year without stopping and tackling it when it went to sleep. Today, we're going to say hi to Fandom Island's slower, smaller, more teal cousins of the Hind, and we're going to do it in a much simpler way. Everyone grab a bucket of oats, and let's head out to the preserve. We'll just hang out with people today. Get to know our classmates, talk a lot, and maybe we'll see some hinds of our own."
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A teacher who could turn back at any moment. Naked. Ewwwww.
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