Don't Be Evil [Friday, Second Period]

[thefearwasreal]

The Danger Shop was set up like an old style movie theatre today, complete with ushers with popcorn and drinks in the aisles.

"Given that some of you have recently become parents, I figured we'd take things easy with a movie day today," Oz told them by way of greeting. "But not just any film. This is a hard hitting film about journalistic ethics, sexual jealousy, fraud, government corruptions, and frame-jobs. So I want you all to follow along closely and to deeply consider some of the issues raised."

[OCD up]

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Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

"...Is that Tony's?"

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

Topher hesitated.

"No."

Liar.

Well. It certainly wasn't one of Topher's usual sweater vests. So there was a giveaway in and of itself.

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

Peter facepalmed. "Topher, this has got to end!"

The subtle approach clearly wasn't working.

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

Topher retreated back into the shirt. Because that was what normal people did. Obviously.

"Shut up," he mumbled. "Smells nice."

There was an effective approach if there'd ever been one.

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

"You keep that up, Tony is going to slap you with a restraining order," Peter told him, "And he wouldn't be wrong."

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

Or the suit would. Same thing.

"He doesn't care I have it, though!"

That was almost definitely false.

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

"Did you ask him?"

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

"We were drunk," Topher reminded him. "I think I have Bobby's shoes too. It's kinda a thing."

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

"You don't get to keep them afterwards," Peter pointed out. "Especially not the shirt of a guy who's rejected you how many times now? Because that's just creepy."

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

"Billy has stuff too!"

Yes. There was an excuse that was sure to fly with Peter.

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

"So Billy is a creep, too," Peter said. "Congratulations. I hope you two are very happy together."

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

SHIPPER.

"He is cuddly," Topher granted. "But EW. NO."

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[lockestheway]

Peter rolled his eyes. "Seriously, Topher, you need to quit this. It isn't normal, and it isn't going to lead anywhere. Stop creeping all over Tony Stark's things - you're embarrassing yourself. Worse."

Re: Watch the Movie - DBE [10]

[dollpocalypse]

"Just let me take a nap," Topher groaned, putting his shirt-covered head down on the desk.

Another fake baby shriek from the walls. He flinched. Today sucked.