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fandomhigh2011-11-01 09:56 am
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How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse
When the students entered the danger shop today they'd see that it had been transformed into a computer lab.
With zombies. Using Facebook. And Columbus in front of the classroom wearing a bandage on his hand.
"Hello class. My name is Mark Zuckerberg and I'll be your substitute teacher for today," Columbus said with a grouchy scowl. "I don't know why I'm here to teach you about zombies but quite frankly I think it's bullshit. Your assignment today is to use facebook to talk about how lame this class is while the rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room are intellectually or creatively capable of doing."
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"Also don't get used to the interface because I'm changing it in ten minutes. Also Google Plus sucks. Don't use it."
With zombies. Using Facebook. And Columbus in front of the classroom wearing a bandage on his hand.
"Hello class. My name is Mark Zuckerberg and I'll be your substitute teacher for today," Columbus said with a grouchy scowl. "I don't know why I'm here to teach you about zombies but quite frankly I think it's bullshit. Your assignment today is to use facebook to talk about how lame this class is while the rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room are intellectually or creatively capable of doing."
...
"Also don't get used to the interface because I'm changing it in ten minutes. Also Google Plus sucks. Don't use it."
Re: Facebook!