How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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When the students entered the danger shop today they'd see that it had been transformed into a computer lab.

With zombies. Using Facebook. And Columbus in front of the classroom wearing a bandage on his hand.

"Hello class. My name is Mark Zuckerberg and I'll be your substitute teacher for today," Columbus said with a grouchy scowl. "I don't know why I'm here to teach you about zombies but quite frankly I think it's bullshit. Your assignment today is to use facebook to talk about how lame this class is while the rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room are intellectually or creatively capable of doing."

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"Also don't get used to the interface because I'm changing it in ten minutes. Also Google Plus sucks. Don't use it."

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With an icon you'd use as your profile pic on Facebook.

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Or debate why Google Plus has its merits. Mark won't agree with you.

Facebook!

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And yes. The interface will change in ten minutes. What "Mark" failed to mention is that he changed your security settings too. Oops.

Talk to "Mark"

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Though right now his busy staring out the window and giving you minimal attention. At least until the gremlin venom wears off.

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Work = Crazy.
Therefore: Class = Easy.

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Tara tried to do a little Facebook stalking of Kennedy in hopes she'd at least updated to say she got to Sunnydale okay, but she hadn't signed on in, like, forever. That wasn't good.

She soothed herself by playing Farmville.

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Bod didn't understand what Facebook was and he wasn't really sure what to do with it so he just...stared at it for awhile. Maybe the answer would come to him if he stared long enough.

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Seifer took this as permission to close out Facebook and start going through some clothing sites for possible things to sell at Groovy Tunes.

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Hank Venture

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"Gooogle," Hank burbled to himself. "Gooo-gu-gle. Guh-gooooo-gle. Guh-goo-guh-gle. Google!" Then he raised his hand. "Hey, everybody! 'Google' is really fun to say! Gooo-guh-giggle!"