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fandomhigh2011-10-24 10:46 pm
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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
When the class filed into the Dangershop today they'll find it looks like they are standing outside a gas station.
Columbus gave the class a sheepish grin. "I'm going to apologize for class today. It's different from the rest of the rules. Today's topic is a bit more... personal."
He fumbled with the remote and once again a set of block letters appeared behind Columbus.
"Despite their lack of brain capacity and ability to speak, you should never take a zombie for granted. They can be clever and use that against you. Especially when you are at your most vulnerable."
With that Columbus nodded at the restrooms behind them. "Your assignment today? Don't get caught with your pants down. Obviously I don't expect you to actually... um. Use the facilities. Your goal today is merely to safely navigate yourself to a stall. Wait one minute, flush and then leave without harm. Bonus points to those who wash their hands. Any questions? All rigt,let's go."
[OCD is Up! Please mod your own zombie encounter this week.
Warning: This post contains zombies, possible violence and bathroom humor.]
Columbus gave the class a sheepish grin. "I'm going to apologize for class today. It's different from the rest of the rules. Today's topic is a bit more... personal."
He fumbled with the remote and once again a set of block letters appeared behind Columbus.
"Despite their lack of brain capacity and ability to speak, you should never take a zombie for granted. They can be clever and use that against you. Especially when you are at your most vulnerable."
With that Columbus nodded at the restrooms behind them. "Your assignment today? Don't get caught with your pants down. Obviously I don't expect you to actually... um. Use the facilities. Your goal today is merely to safely navigate yourself to a stall. Wait one minute, flush and then leave without harm. Bonus points to those who wash their hands. Any questions? All rigt,let's go."
[OCD is Up! Please mod your own zombie encounter this week.
Warning: This post contains zombies, possible violence and bathroom humor.]
Re: Classroom Exercise
It was when he started opening the door that he had to deal with zombies. Luckily, he used his weight and the door to push the zombies backwards and off balance. He wanted to wash his hands, he really did but the zombies were standing right there so he couldn't. Instead, he hurled the trashcan lid at their feet to further stumble them before he ran out.