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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

When the class filed into the Dangershop today they'll find it looks like they are standing outside a gas station.

Columbus gave the class a sheepish grin. "I'm going to apologize for class today. It's different from the rest of the rules. Today's topic is a bit more... personal."

He fumbled with the remote and once again a set of block letters appeared behind Columbus.



"Despite their lack of brain capacity and ability to speak, you should never take a zombie for granted. They can be clever and use that against you. Especially when you are at your most vulnerable."

With that Columbus nodded at the restrooms behind them. "Your assignment today? Don't get caught with your pants down. Obviously I don't expect you to actually... um. Use the facilities. Your goal today is merely to safely navigate yourself to a stall. Wait one minute, flush and then leave without harm. Bonus points to those who wash their hands. Any questions? All rigt,let's go."

[OCD is Up! Please mod your own zombie encounter this week.

Warning: This post contains zombies, possible violence and bathroom humor.]
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[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there's no good icon for this topic is there?
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[personal profile] whenshewasnice 2011-10-25 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
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Limber Up/Lecture

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Columbus might be looking at anyone snickering. "Laugh if you want. However don't ever doubt this could save your life."
whenshewasnice: (Listening at you.)

Re: Limber Up/Lecture

[personal profile] whenshewasnice 2011-10-25 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Natalie wasn't snickering. Sure, part of that was because she didn't tend to laugh a whole lot in general, but it was also because this just wasn't funny to her.

This rule made about as much sense as anything else in this class. So, she was limbering up.
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Re: Limber Up/Lecture

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2011-10-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a little embarrassing, but it made perfect sense. Tara sat on a mat and went through her stretches.

Classroom Exercise

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Please Mod your own experience. Your goal is to go into the bathroom and avoid being attacked. Extra credit if you get to wash your hands.
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[personal profile] therewaslife 2011-10-25 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Bod hadn't ever thought of a bathroom as an unsafe place but he figured any place might be unsafe in a zombie apocalypse. So, he stepped inside and made it into a stall safely. He stayed in there for awhile, mimicking how long a bathroom break might take.

It was when he started opening the door that he had to deal with zombies. Luckily, he used his weight and the door to push the zombies backwards and off balance. He wanted to wash his hands, he really did but the zombies were standing right there so he couldn't. Instead, he hurled the trashcan lid at their feet to further stumble them before he ran out.

Talk to Columbus

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Who might under stand if you want to sit this exercise out.

OOC

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. The rule is canon. And makes sense if you think about it.
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