Aesthetics of Badassery [Monday, Period One]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond's class's first clue that all was not well was that when they entered the Danger Shop not only did they find themselves on a majestic ship upon the high seas, but Bond was dressed rather differently and, well, the less said about his hair the better.

"Ahoy lads!" The second, or third, really, clue was that anyone who cared to look at Bond's wrist as he flourished his magnificent and sadly unpictured hat would have noticed a neat ring of bitemarks on it. "And lasses. Now ye may be scurvy landlubbers now, but if ye'll just take a moment to listen ye'll be salty dogs soon enough."

Sadly, whatever wisdom he had been about to impart to them was lost when the ninjas attacked.

[ooc: wait for ocd up]

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Comments

Sign In - AoB [07]

[doubleohblonde]

Like your teacher got bitten by gremlins.

Re: Sign In - AoB [07]

[stars_and_money]

Jeremy Darling

Re: Sign In - AoB [07]

[puppywithatutu.livejournal.com]

Caroline Forbes

Re: Sign In - AoB [07]

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Jacob Black

Listen to the Lecture - AoB [07]

[doubleohblonde]

It's unexpectedly short, and at least he's not a hustler this time.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - AoB [07]

[puppywithatutu.livejournal.com]

Caroline really didn't think her shoes (http://www.lulus.com/images/large/jeffreycampbellfangblack.jpg) really worked for the whole boat thing. Never mind that she was totally judging Bond harshly for that hair.

WTF Ninjas? - AoB [07]

[doubleohblonde]

At the sudden influx of ninjas Bond grabbed hold of a nearby cutlass and gestured grandly, somehow managing not to decapitate any of his students. "Have at them!"

Looks like it was time to fight moddable ninjas.

Talk to Bond or the TA - AoB [07]

[doubleohblonde]

Hint, you will probably get more sense out of the one who doesn't think he's a pirate.

OOC - AoB [07]

[doubleohblonde]

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